About

I make music and comedy and design things. Send an e-mail to captainatsignohijamnfullstopcom if you want to ask a question or anything.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What does Ohijamn mean?
When is your book coming out?
What is the point of this site?
Why don’t you do something interesting so you have something to write about?
Why don’t you kill yourself?
Are you OK?
Have you ever been to Spain?
Has anyone actually asked any of these?
Why do you hate gay people?
Do you realise you’re not funny?
Do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Did you have an accident as a child which damaged you both mentally and physically?
Did you know that tomato is actually a fruit?