10 Things to do Before you Die

October 11, 2012 - 6:43 pm
  1. Jump off a bridge.
  2. Take a toaster in the bath with you.
  3. Call a hard man gay.
  4. Shoot yourself in the face.
  5. Jump into a lion enclosure.
  6. Slit your wrists.
  7. Ingest poison.
  8. Bang two nails into a piece of thin wood about an eyes-width apart and then smash your face into it.
  9. Hang yourself.
  10. Visit Syria
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