100 Cryptic Clues To Famous People
August 13, 2013 - 10:02 pm
I’ve done a few of these as jokes in the past. They are all fairly well known people.
| A hole in the ground with an European country or American state in it. | GO | Georgia Well |
| The pointy fish single-track train. | MM | Marlin Monorail |
| Steal a 13,14,15,16,17,18 or 19-year-old’s hearing organ entrance. | RD | Rob A Teen Ear-Hole |
| The dog thing’s hearing organ hasn’t been penetrated. | VW | Virgin Ear Wolf |
| The 2D eastern ruler has no written works not on. | VN | Flat Emir No Book Off |
| The chicken’s music loop should. | HF | Hen Riff Ought |
| Jesus is in the first underwater base. | CA | Christ In Aqua Lair A |
| The man who ploughs the park seat. | BS | Bench Tiller |
| Charge the entrances to my garden. | BG | Bill Gates |
| Stick some gems on his teeter-totter. | JC | Jewel His See-Saw |
| Steal twice those American girl twins. | JN | Jack Nick Olson |
| The giant moth is going towards Jesus’ death. | MT | Mothra To Easter |
| Hirsute male child car. | HF | Hairy Son Ford |
| Alien life form viewed the words of the man’s penis’s. | AH | Alf Read His Cock |
| He built a brick fence around his leg joint. | WD | Walled His Knee |
| Stained decrease. | MT | Marked Wane |
| The director Howard grips his space pistol. | RR | Ron Hold Ray-Gun |
| These buffalo are producing much lactate. | MG | Milky Bison |
| The actor kid in home alone is mine. | MC | My Caulkin |
| The little hymenoptera is a goblin sort of thing. | B | Bee Orc |
| The shiny grey metal steps are on their own. | SS | Silver Stairs Alone |
| Cola sea Hades. | CC | Coke Ocean Hell |
| My can’s named an ocean. | MS | My Tins Called A Sea |
| Wed the last in a line. | MC | Marry Queue Rear |
| “Mandible fruit preserve“ I shout. | GM | Jaw Jam I Call |
| DNA splicing fella. | GH | Gene Hack-Man |
| The town leader has lots of bumpy land on him. | MS | Mayor Is Hilly |
| That army’s got a well useful trench. | AW | Handy War-Hole |
| Nazi salute an canvas rest like the man does. | HS | Heil Easel As He |
| A little insect on my square-patterned mouth sneeze. | AC | Ant On Check Cough |
| The little bird ingested a vehicle. | RD | Wren Ate A Car |
| A computer island’s protective clothes. | DL | Dell Isle Armour |
| Attack the overworked Jamaicans with an animals pointy hand. | CD | Claw De Busy |
| As far as you can see in the exercise place. | JM | Gym Horizon |
| The Devil is at the bottom of your door. | MD | Mat Demon |
| A Caribbean country. | JC | Jamaica |
| My hip little star toys, my boy. | MJ | My Cool Jacks, Son |
| Mess about with some vegetable oil. | FC | Fiddle Castor Oil |
| Child’s modelling putty. | P | Playdough |
| The tin-based alloy and a sunbeam. | PA | Pewter And Ray |
| The sport travels about on one leg. | DH | Tennis Hopper |
| Make a stain on the room divider made from a massive ice thing. | MW | Mark Wall Berg |
| The European country is now pigmeat. | FB | France Is Bacon |
| The leg join of the chasm hint. | GC | Gorge Clue Knee |
| The man is ejaculating the wrong gametes. | MX | Male Cum Eggs |
| Curious about what his erection looks like. | SW | Stiffy Wonder |
| The annoying child in a hole. | BP | Brat Pit |
| The cakeish-thing homo or you and me. | P | Pie Fag Or Us |
| The Lion’s house trades for money the village cleaning itself. | DW | Den Sell Washing Town |
| Spit entrance every 24 hours. | SD | Saliva Door Daily |
| Punch dicks so they go blue. | BW | Bruise Willies |
| A generic American store in the ruler of toilet hair. | MLK | Mart In Loo Fur King |
| The man rested upon eyelash paint. | HBC | He leant Upon Mascara |
| His Wild-West pistol is a bit askew. | JT | Jaunty Revolver |
| An exasperated exhalation and a friar’s bird. | SC | Sigh Monk Owl |
| The saint of the balanced slag ruler. | SH | St. Even Whore King |
| The cool scald is neat. | AH | Orderly Hep Burn |
| The rude are set to win. | CD | Churlish To Win |
| Deceptively altered sunbeam. | DD | Doctored Ray |
| The middle of the nut has a price. | CG | Kernel Got A Fee |
| Picked this if you keep stopping your car. | JS | Chose If Stalling |
| The s-shaped function is a fake. | SF | Sigmoid Fraud |
| He makes the things you do before you die. | WS | Will-Smith |
| The DNA monkeys and apes. | GS | Gene Simians |
| The pack of dog things are as crazy as the majority of paintings. | WAM | Wolf Gang Are Mad As Most Art |
| The victory for the singing play doesn’t cost. | OW | Opera Win Free |
| You shout this when the big chocolate company falls. | TBL | Timber Nestlé |
| Cranium Christmas song and a Teletubby. | EAP | Head Carol And Po |
| Short corn hurting. | KC | Curt Cob Pain |
| The Jamaican’s little insect has returned to where it lives. | DB | De Aphid Back Home |
| The TV and radio and Internet are a bit like Noah’s Boat. | A | Arky Medias |
| That lump of hay believes in God. | CB | Christian Bale |
| His penis is like a rodent. | MZ | Mousy Dong |
| The buffalo is a king. | RO | Royal Bison |
| The vehicle down under is mad. | OW | Oz-Car Wild |
| Record everything for 24 hours. | MF | Mic All For A Day |
| The male cat is going on a world trip. | TC | Tom Cruise |
| The Jamaican say those people need more food. | DM | Dem Eat More |
| A heavenly creature inside a baby kangaroo. | AJ | Angel In A Joey |
| Steal everyone of us a metal enclosure. | NC | Nick All Us Cage |
| A plot of my erections. | SG | Stiffy Graph |
| Total bit of wood. | MP | Max Plank |
| A girl’s toy suited the myth. | AH | A Doll Fit Lore |
| The actor Law owns the man’s horse-drawn speed mobile. | JE | Jude Has His Chariot |
| The clothespin has goo on it. | SP | Slime on Peg |
| The Israelite’s evil look steals a measure of frequency. | JR | Jew Leer Rob Hertz |
| Stick a microphone on my hearing organs. | MM | Mic My Ears |
| Tug my carriage leg joint. | PM | Pull My Cart Knee |
| The male cat’s bum ingested his male child. | TE | Tom Arse Ate His Son |
| The penis pigmeat masturbates. | WS | Willy Ham Shake Spear |
| Where the wine’s kept in the pub has anal sex with a surprise. | BO | Bar Rack Oh-Bummer |
| He’s in a position to pray on the male drug supplier. | NM | Kneels On Man Dealer |
| He is awarded 1000Kg in a chapel on high ground. | WC | Wins Ton Church Hill |
| Everything except a German beer mug. | AE | All But Ein Stein |
| A rent of some rubbish. | JC | Junk Lease |
| Including his electrical loop. | AS | And His Circuit |
| You went by the place you do wees. | LP | Loo Is Past Ya |
| The cook has loads of money or a knight. | GC | Chef Rich Or Sir |
| I fellate the recent heavy weight. | IN | I Suck New Ton |
| Llama down a well. | AP | Alpaca In Hole |