Here are some Rockbuster-style clues to video games. Because video games are often known by their initials, I have omitted them, making this nigh on impossible. To further complicate matters, I have tried to focus on the pun element of each name, rather than going for obvious clues. For example, “the precipitation weighs loads”  would be Heavy Rain.  There is no pun there so it is a rubbish clue. The answers are included in their cryptic form.

Clues

1. The thousand pounds was taken by a robot.
2. The horizon.
3. When the little Teletubby appeared on the screen.
4. London’s police have already paddled 2032 times.
5. The cat’s hair isn’t wet.
6. Wait for the drink you’ve earned to get a bit colder.
7. Intercourse with a cheap car or DVD player.
8. The jester is loose.
9. You’re eating on the thing between rooms and the thing between gardens.
10. Do you want a liquid food or to be wedded to a blood type?
11. You threw little chickens in shells at a street gang.
12. Your kid stole the whiplash.
13. Stop the vehicle by doing something wrong with the clutch probably.
14. The horses food is at ground level.
15. The text that you saw is true and glowing like a monkey.
16. The little chicken in a shell is ill.
17. Jupitus, “The Power” Taylor and Mitchell. Hit each one with a cricket tool.
18. Your Nan tells you it’s how an instrument or voice sounds.
19. A yellow cartoon family without Bart.
20. The black bird I own crushes up olde pubs.
21. Not the right castle on his cranium.
22. This rubbish boat is made from little animals that you could have made a coat from.
23. The Yorkshireman lives in a small town.
24. Oral sex is expensive.
25. The appendage the Jamaican fella uses to ring with.
26. A ginger viewed the book of a James Bond character.
27. You’ll need a coat. It’s raining on the plain here.
28. The Nan in a foreign country is cutting her grass.
29. Some people and I have punched.
30. Don’t remove any because they’re for your mother’s daughter.
31. The transvestite is on the gay one from Steps.
32. You’ve squeezed all the liquid out the middles of the apples.
33. The Jamaican fella’s basin has not been used lately.
34. The wages are distant.
35. The Jamaican fella’s kid listened.
36. You want your mother’s daughter in tears.
37. The tired nobility sets down in his plane
38. The rate of money you owe.
39. This game has no money.
40. This payment is for the terrorist.
41. This bull thing is on the payroll.
42. The Scotsman stole this.
43. Batman’s nemesis isn’t allowed near the animals. They’re selling drugs about the incident.
44. These things are the opposite of  drugs that make your muscles big.
45. This game smells.
46. You’ve had 50 debts before this.
47. A little gay fella does this to his friend.
48. The important locations are about your cock.
49. This little marsupial is chatting a lot.
50. Ronnie and Reggie tasted the stuff below space.
51. I was introduced to some sea moss’ new screen technology.
52. Failed to make contact.
53. There is no need to be grumpy.
54. The French vases.
55. Neuter the evil Sithmen.
56. I repay my loans with fellation.
57. Add up numbers like the three-wheeled vehicle.
58. The drums are just made by a frog.
59. The man is down because his arms are falling off.
60. The nonce popstar is famous for his digital to analogue converters.
61. The man inside Ironman has a rubbish little boat.
62. The hand joint of the toy bear.
63. The alotted time was made into mush.
64. I yelled these rubbish clues.

Answers

1. Grand Theft Auto
2. Sky Rim
3. Po Came On
4. Met Row 2033
5. Dry Fur
6. Cool Off Due Tea
7. Daewoo Sex
8. Fool Out
9. Wall Fence Dine
10. Soup Or Marry O
11. Massive Egged
12. Son Nicked The Head Jog
13. Stall Car
14. Hay Low
15. Read Fact Shone Gorilla
16. Egg Sick
17. Bat All Phils
18. Timbre Dear
19. The Simps
20. My Crow Mash Inns
21. Left Fort Head
22. Mink Raft
23. Reside In T’ Ville
24. Dear Blow
25. De Dial Hand
26. Readhead Read M’s One
27. Mac Spain
28. Gran Tourist Mow
29. We’ve Hit.
30. Can’t remember. I did most of these at 5 in the morning and said that if I couldn’t work out the answers, I wouldn’t put them in. I lied. Ohijamn Update: Leave All In For Sis.
31. Drag On H
32. Juiced Cores
33. De Dry Sink
34. Fee Far
35. De Son Heard
36. Cry Sis
37. Bored Earl Lands
38. Debt’s Pace
39. ‘s Poor
40. Fee For Bin Laden
41. Staff Ox
42. Tekken
43. Banned Joker Zoo E
44. Asteroids
45. Pong
46. Arrear 51
47. Bum A Man
48. Key Dick Areas
49. More Talk Wombat
50. Crays Eat A Sky
51. Met Algae’s OLED
52. Missed
53. Why Pout?
54. Le Mings
55. Spay Sin Vaders
56. Debt Oral Life
57. Count As Trike
58. All Toad Beats
59. Sulker Leper
60. Jackson DAC Star
61. Stark Raft
62. Ted Wrist
63. Pulp A Session
64. Pun Shout