A dog, not dissimilar to a cat, has been arrested for crimes against humanity when he was found to have single-handedly caused global warming.

Spunkler the dog of Latent Buzzard in West Lothian thought he had it all – the steak, the bitches, every size ball he could dream of – but things were soon about to change. Little did he know, the police had been watching him using their high-tech viewing tools known as eyes (think tongue but with video) and saw Spunkler burning a load of tyres and leaving his oven on. This was crime enough for Commissioner Gordon to send a crack squad of MEGACOPS to investigate Spunkler’s residence for charges relating to bad environmental damage.

On Thursday, police swooped upon Spunkler’s residence and found a massive laser pointing up into space, directly at the hole in the boyzone layer through which all the icecaps are escaping. The cops shut down the laser immediately and the boyzone layer is now recovering but without Steven Gatelies because he sadly passed away. The laser is believed to be part of a network of signalling beacons used by spacedogs across the galaxy but this has not been confirmed.

After that laser had been shut down, Spunkler the dog, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was tracked down to the local saloon. Following an intense shootout lasting 5 hours, Spunkler ran out of ammunition and was arrested but 100 people lost their lives and it was very sad. The dead are in Heaven.

Spunkler has been questioned but so far is remaining tight-beaked. He faces a prison sentence of 6 years, which is 54 in dog years, if convicted.