Various subspecies of humans introduced to the UK in the 1950s have continued to migrate in record numbers, and now outnumber the indigenous subspecies, Homo Sapiens Anglicus, in parts of the country. It is thought that by the year 2020, the indigenous subspecies would become extinct. A meeting is to be held later this week by some men to decide the fate of the introduced species.

In the late 1940s and 1950s, Homo Sapiens Occidens Indus and the similarly-named but unrelated Homo Sapiens Indus, among others, were introduced to the UK. They were to rebuild the infrastructure decimated during the war due to bombs delivered from aircraft, rather than the vests and cars that are now often used. In the years that followed, humans from all over the planet, including Suriname, migrated to the UK. Some of these new species are known to eat the indigenous species and, less rarely, each other, in cannibalistic rituals. They are also responsible for habitat loss,  as locations where the native species was once prevalent are being replaced by curry dens and unlicensed voodoo witchdoctors. Mostly, the new and old species can coexist without interaction, but encounters do sometimes occur and are often fatal – a man died.

Parts of the country, specifically the houses in which immigrants live, now contain more immigrants than the indigenous species. This is the threat to the native species due to the fast rate at which the new species breed. Scientists are looking for a humane way to decrease the population to manageable levels. Gas chambers are being considered.