Lacklusters
August 25, 2012 - 10:23 pm
| I’ve just woken up and there are lots of trees about. | GD |
| That fella’s tapping his fable. What’s that all about? | PS |
| That raincoat is made of the bottom of people’s legs and trees. | FM |
| That wasp’s got a hammer and a screwdriver. | TB |
| You can spread this oyster on your toast. | PJ |
| That fella in the lamp’s chicken is having a pint. | JH |
| These trains are all soft. | VU |
| That psychologist… I think that’s right… is a bit gay. | PF |
| You think if you want some wires in your body but decide against it. | N |
| These flowers are heavy. | SR |
| The man with your luggage is speaking. | P |
| These fellas sound like cats. | M |
| Where you go to take your dog for a walk or on a Sunday, you find a bit of a chain there. | LP |
| Yellow and pink don’t go. | TC |
| The Jamaican fella gives the little insect a knife. | DB |
| That ecstasy is a bit cold. | I |
| The trains will be dancing along this. | GFR |
| I’m tired of living North of America. | BOC |
| I own this bit of land, but it’s a bit chilly. What’s going on there? | MO |
| The cow’s teats are musical. | TU |
| The Jamaican fella has put his mind down a well. | BE |
| This child is excited. Why not have a taste of him? | F |
| You don’t want to watch TV if this keeps going on. | A |
| The moon is going round everything. Why? | O |
| These people are made from diamonds. | CBL |
| This fella had a nightmare about oranges. | TD |
| The fella gets good reception. | R |
| These young lads got stung by an insect. | TBB |
| Chimps in Iceland? It would never happen. | AM |
| The Queen’s gone on a diet. | TL |
| This fella took all the fur off a little insect. | M |
| Poor little thing was probably being tested on. | D |
| The top of the mountain has a brother. | AT |
| These fellas came from nowhere. | L |
| These little dwarves applied pressure to the Chinaman. | EP |
| I use these for cutting up ashes. | CL |
| This gang have spots all over them. | MC |
| This was the period of little wooden houses. | S |
| Do you think he’ll get on his knees, son? | WN |
| Noah is just taking the elephants this time. | RK |
| The Australian agrees with the fruit troll. | KM |
| He should be working in a cinema. | U |
| The Jamaican fella says he’s drying. | IM |
| That character from James Bond has got big elbows. | BM |
| If you want to scratch your anus, you have to pay. Why’s that? | BJ |
| The Yorkshireman has spotted those sea birds. | E |
| Make a soup out of bars, then put it in a gallery. | RS |
| The uncle sees his English relative looking. | BS |
| You think about having a chat with your evening meal but decide against it. | TT |
| The Jamaican fella changes the setting on his fruit. | DM |