A 28-year-old man from Babingley, Norfolk has exploded a baby in an explosion caused by some grenades.

The man, who cannot be named for astrological reasons, had been mucking about with some grenades when he accidentally threw one to his 0-year-old baby, thinking the baby was a basketball hoop. The grenade then made the baby explode. The pieces of the baby are known to be in a critical condition.

Doctors say they may be able to fix the baby if they find a donor baby to replace the chunks of the baby that became liquid during the blast. “It won’t be easy, but we can fix this thing if we get the right parts.” Said Surgeon Jasper Rollover.

The man was detained in police custody due to a Norfolk by-law prohibiting the use of grenades within 10 Norfolk feet of a child under 4. The punishment for such an act is to be hung. The man’s lawyer has said he hopes to exploit a loophole claiming that the child is still just a foetus.

A photo of the man was taken by an onlooker. It will be published as soon as we can get it back.