The plane that recently went missing from somewhere like China has confused experts after being found safe in a German laboratory… 10,000 times smaller than it was when it went missing.

The plane was discovered by a lablady earlier this morning in a laboratory in Leipzig. The authorities were called and confirmed that the tiny plane is indeed the one which recently went missing. All passengers are reported to be safe despite some minor injuries, and they are currently being reunited with their loved ones. One of the lablords who work at laboratory was quoted as saying “The missing plane was the last thing I expected to find when I woke up this morning.”

Scientists and barbers the world over are puzzled as to how such a thing could have happened. Theories range from polarised solar flares to a elaborate hoax. The prevailing theory is that the laboratory was working on developing a cost-effective method of teleportation, and during their experiments, a E Coli knocked their teleportation rays out of alignment and had its genes spliced together with the plane. This theory is corroborated by reports of a massive E Coli flying about Asia.