You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

Stranger: M

You: Yo. I am male.

Stranger: M 30

You: Gay I presume?

Stranger: Bi curious

Stranger: You?

You: I am straight but I like trannies and would fuck a guy to test it

Stranger: Oh yes?

Stranger: I love pussy

Stranger: Just think about stroking and being stroked

You: Thumbs up for pussy,

Stranger: Oh I love it

Stranger: Your age?’

You: I am 27. Once I touched a girl right on the top bit.

You: The clematis.

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: What you doing now?

You: Vaping weed and listening back to recordings from my shit band.

Stranger: Oh ok

You: You?

Stranger: Working, and rubbing cock threw shorts. Lol

You: What work? Camboi?

Stranger: You gone?

You: No

Stranger: Oh ok

You: I asked if you were a camboi and then nothing

Stranger: Cambodia?

Stranger: Camboi?

You: Yes. Cambodian cambois are my favourite because they are normally trannies.

You: And 12.

Stranger: No I’m not

Stranger: Sorry

You: Are you from Europe?

Stranger: No

You: USA?

Stranger: US

Stranger: Yes

You: Arkansas?

Stranger: No

You: Rhode Island?

Stranger: Georgia

You: What do you think about Black Lives Matter?

Stranger: Oh shit

Stranger: I got it out now stroking it

Stranger: Got fucking horny

You: You want me to shoot a n*gga? for you? You want me to actually say it?

Stranger: Lol

You: Thumbs up to black people. I support them.

Stranger: Oh fuck

Stranger: I’m so hard

Stranger: Stroking it from balls to head

Stranger: 👅

You: It is funny how your cock has a different head from you, but it has the same balls though.

Stranger: Yea

Stranger: Aww fuck yes

You: How big is your cock?

Stranger: Around 7

Stranger: Its thick as fuck right now

You: How thick? In mm please.

Stranger: Stroking it a little faster

Stranger: 7 inches long

You: But what circumference?

Stranger: My fingers don’t meet

Stranger: Pretty big hands

You: You might have big hands but stubby little fingers like a cat.

Stranger: Oh fuck

Stranger: I’m gonna cum

Stranger: Rubbing head

Stranger: Threw hand

You: Where is your hand now then?

Stranger: Stroking cock

Stranger: From bottom of shaft past head

You: Is that appropriate right now?

You: You are bad.

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: Fixing to shoot cum

You: Do you cum on yourself and wipe it off or do you cum into a tissue?

Stranger: Gonna shoot in toilet now

Stranger: Usually just on chest

You: When I cum, it normally dribbles out onto myself and I wipe it up half-heartedly with a tissue that is far to weak for my load.

Stranger: Heads throbbing

Stranger: Aw fuck

You: Have you ever played Outer Wilds ?

Stranger has disconnected.