The True Meaning of the Monster Logo
Contrary to popular belief, the Monster logo does not depict the Hebrew letter Vav (ו) repeated three times, which in the Hebrew number system reads 666. As can clearly be seen, the first two so-called “claw marks” of the logo are connected via a connection, and of all Hebrew numerals, this conjoination most closely resembles a Het (ח). Combined with with Vav, the following is the formed:
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Het has a value of 8 in Hebrew numerals, which when coupled with the Vavlue of 6 forms the number 86. Though this number is not overtly the number of the Beast, 666 is hidden in cryptic and sinister ways, and the number 86 itself has many more demonic connotations.
86 can be written in base 6, which is not advised, but when done so, it is written as 222. When 222 is multiplied by the number of digits in it, we get 666 – the Devil’s phone number.
8 is the sum of 6 and 2. Two sixes concatenated are 66, which can be concatenated with the original 6 from 86 to give 666 yet again.
86 is what’s known in mathematics as a happy number. This involves squaring the digits and summing them and then repeating the process until 1 is left or the sequence repeats. The only way for a mortal number to be eternally happy is through the means of a demonic pact, most likely with a demon.
86 is also the chemical number for radon. Radon is a scientific element that causes cancer. Anything associated with science is evil, as is anything that causes cancer, but the horrors of Radon do not stop there.
Radon has an atomic weight of 222, which we have already established is a bad number.
Radon is in group 18 of the periodic table. 18 is simply 6 multiplied by 3, which can be written mathematically as 6·6·6.
Radon is in period 6 of the periodic table. It only takes 3 sixes to make the number of the beast.
Radon is an anagram of Rodan, the Japanese pterosaur. Dinosaurs were put on this Earth by the Devil and that lot to trick us, so any creature based on a dinosaur is evil.
86 as a term can mean to be banned form something, hinting at the refusal of entrance to the kingdom of Heaven.
86 is a capital letter V in the ASCII character encoding system. V in the system of international maritime signal flags is represented by two perpendicular diagonal lines, forming a disrespectful rotated crucifix drawn as if from Jesus’ own blood in red on a white background. In the International code of signals, the V flag means “I require assistance”, possibly a request for help from the Devil.
86 also has a curious number of links to square numbers.
The sum of 8 and 6 is 14. The digits 1 and four are both as square as each other.
When each digit of 86 is squared and then the answers summed, we get the number 100.
When 86 itself is squared, the number 7396 is produced. Summing the digits gives 25.
When each digit of 7396 is squared, we get 175, which can be squared to give 30625, which is a square number.
The sum of the digits of 30625 is 16, which is super-square, meaning it is a square of a square. The digits can be rearranged as 0, 25 and 36, which are all square numbers.
When each digit of 30625 is squared and then the answers summed, the number 74 is produced. This can be multiplied by 9, which is square and also an inverted 6, to give 666.
Covering the first half of the 8 gives 36, which is square.
An 8 orientated sideways is infinity (∞), which is the square of infinity, and a 6 inverted is 9.
You may be wondering why there is so much focus on square numbers. Evidence shows that squares have been linked to Satan since Judas lived in a house which was square. He also had a very angular head.
When each syllable of 86 is pronounced individually, it sounds like “8 is 6”, which just isn’t right.
As you can see from this compelling evidence, 86 has many demonic connotations, and might very well be the calling code for Satan if you’re calling from outside the Hell area. Could this be a conspiracy by the energy drinks manufacturers who receive a commission from all the poor souls they send to suckle at Beelzebub’s lava-filled teat? No. Fortunately, the Hebrew script reads from right to left, so the logo of the Monster energy beverage actually depicts a Hebrewic 68, which is a good number.