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An ant from North-South London is currently on a murderous rampage while in a giant ant suit.
A dog, not dissimilar to a cat, has been arrested for crimes against humanity when he was found to have single-handedly caused global warming.
Noel Edmonds, whose past work includes Deal Or No Deal and killing that boy that time, has been arrested after the cops found video footage of him bumming an embryo.
Chemist Boots has been forced to close after remains of specially farmed humans were found in 12 of their products.
A man has gone on fire and died because he touched some fire but then he only went and drove his car into some people.
An incomplete list of alternate universes.
These are 5 applications that you must have if you have Windows 7 or XP.
A monkey has entered the record books by being the first man to visit the molten centre of Earth.
Missing Chinan plane has been found safe in a German lab, the size of a baby ant.
A review of the Chinese Just Cause with less jumping.
60 Rockbuster-style clues to countries.
100 Rockbuster-style clues to the names of famous people
A man from Norfolk has exploded a baby.
A woman has married an ant.
A review of Ubisoft's Far Cry Wee.
A cull of foreign species of humans has been considered in the UK.
37 really good animal jokes from the Big Book of Animal Jokes (ISBN: 4)
A few World records set by me.
An analysis of the Monster brand fizzy energy drinks logo by guest-writer Garrison McCheerios.
64 Rockbuster-style clues to video games
10 things that could theoretically appear within GTA V.
14 Different versions of Monopoly that I don't hope they bring out because they are shit and not even puns.
16 more unoriginal ideas for stuff on TV.
30 sitcom ideas based on puns.
Games you could just play for the music which aren't Pokémon.
These are my best claims to fame.
A short list of things of things to do before you die.
Rockbusters but even worse.