The man and the lady were making love. The man was putting his penis into the lady's vagina and then taking it out part way and then putting it back in again.
“Ooooh yeah. Take it, baby. You like that?” He said.
“Yes. That is nice, thank you”. She said.
“I am glad you like it. Ooh” He said.
“I am having an orgasm.” She said.
“That is good.” He said.
“I just had an orgasm.” She said.
“You should have another. I will do a good move” He said.
“OK. I will. I am having one now. I had it. Thank you.” She said.
“I am going to ejaculate now.” He said.
“Please can you ejaculate inside me because I like when it comes out because it is like doing a white wee.” She said.
“No. I am wearing a condom because I practice safe sex.” He said.
“OK.” She said.
“I have ejaculated into the condom and protected us both from STDs and ensured you don't get pregnant.” He said.
“I can't get pregnant because I am 87 years old and have gone through the menopause.” She said.
“I didn't know that because I am blind. I thought those things on your chest were just the ends of a leather scarf.” He said.
“You weren't so dismissive of my breasts when you were suckling from them as a baby, son.” She said.
“I have just ejaculated again. What is for dinner?” He said.
“The End.” She said.