Omegle

You: Can we have sex?
Stranger: AIDEN GRIMSHAW
You: Gayden Gaywhore, more like.
Stranger: Pfffft.
You: Yes, he is a poof.
Stranger: And you are a shitbag.
You: Why do you say so?
Stranger: Just cause of the shit you just said..
You: You are a mean person.
Stranger: So are you :O
You: So, do you want to have sex with me?
Stranger: NO!
You: Why not?
Stranger: You are a poof ;)
You: True.
Stranger: Thats why.
You: Are you gay?
Stranger: Noooo?
You: Yes you are.
Stranger: No I’m not. I like Aiden!
Stranger: We has sex ;)
Stranger: *had
You: So you must be a gay, then.
Stranger: Eh I’m a female. Idiot
You: A female. I apologise for everyone bad I’ve said to you. What do you look like?
Stranger: You’re not forgiven.
You: Please forgive me. You should spank me so I learn my lesson.
Stranger: I’d rather spank AIDENS ass, if it’s all the same to you :)
You: I look like him and can sing like him.
Stranger: Pffft. Then you called yourself gay?!
You: I called him gay before I knew who he was.
Stranger: So you dont even know who he is?
You: I do now.
Stranger: & he’s not gay, right?
You: He might be.
Stranger: HE’S NOT
You: Got any proof?
Stranger: HE HAS HAD GIRLFRIENDS!
You: Who all look like men.
Stranger: Are you having a laugh?!
You: I’m a wind-up merchant.
Stranger: Thought as much.
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 16
You: I can barely remember when I was 16. It seems like so long ago.
Stranger: How old are you?!
You: 17.
Stranger: No you’re not.
You: Yes I am, little girl.
Stranger: Fuck you
You: Sorry, love.
Stranger: Meh.
You: From where are you?
Stranger: Why should I tell a creep like you?
You: I’m not a creep.
Stranger: CREEP
You: I don’t look creepy. http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/904/dreamboat.jpg
Stranger: YOU’RE A CREEP! YOU’RE A WEIRDO! WHAT THR HE’LL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Stranger: *the hell
You: Why are you so angry? Are you on your period?
Stranger: Pahaha.
You: So where do you live?
Stranger: Twitter
You: Do you live in air?
Stranger: TWITTER DOESNT HAVE AIR
You: Calm down, young lady.
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: I am sorry for whatever I have done to offend you.
Stranger: YOU CALLED AIDEN A POOF. That’s enough to offend me.
You: He is as straight as an arrow. Now can you tell me your address please?
Stranger: Why you want to know my address so bad? STALKER.
You: There is a difference between a stalker and a rapist.
Stranger: RAPIST! :O
You: Shut that mouth or I’ll shove my cock in it.
Stranger: You have a problem. SHUT THE FUCK UP
You: You love the attention.
Stranger: Attention from rapist? Yeah right…
Stranger: *a
You: I’m not even a rapist. When we have sex it will be concensual.
Stranger: I bet you are. And what?
You: And I’ll kiss your neck passionately and gently rub your nipples.
Stranger: Fuck offfffff. GET A LIFE
You: I’ll take yours, thanks.
Stranger: FUCKING CREEP
You: I’ve apologised for calling your boyfriend gay, so why are you still angry at me?
Stranger: You are a rapist & want to take my life.
You: Oh yeah.
Stranger: BYE!
You: Please don’t go. I am very lonely.
Stranger: LOL
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Stranger: hey
You: Hello. Please love me.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: hugging the stranger :D
You: I’m sorry. This doesn’t normally happen.
You: Can we forget about this and start again?
Stranger: yeah :D
You: I’m all sticky now. What is your A., S. and L.?
Stranger: my A ist 15, my S female and my L germany and whats about ur A S ‘nd L?
You: I am 17 and male from England, but no hard feelings about the war…
You: that we won.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: which war?
You: The main two. What brings you to Omegle, young lady?
Stranger: I dont know … meebo is bad so I searched a new website :D
Stranger: and whats about u?
You: I am conducting a subliminal advertising campaign.
Stranger: are u kidding me?
You: Yes.
Stranger: haha :D
You: Do you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: no
Stranger: and u … a boyfriend *g*
You: Yes. I have a boyfriend because I am very gay.
Stranger: oh yeah :D
Stranger: I have dinner now so bye
You: Bye, sexy.
Stranger: or u waiting a half our xD
Stranger: hou*
Stranger: hour*
You: I could wait.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: r u there?
You: No.
Stranger: oh … such a sad thing
You: I’m back now, though. What did you have for dinner?
Stranger: bread and other boring things
You: You can’t have bread for dinner.
Stranger: why not?
You: It’s not much. What did you have with it?
Stranger: meat or cheese
You: Was it a sandwich?
Stranger: kinda
You: What is your favourite food?
Stranger: well pineapple
Stranger: i know its just a fruit
You: I like mangos.
Stranger: mangos r yummy
You: Like you.
Stranger: thx
You: What do you want to be as your job?
Stranger: friut salat is the best thing of life
Stranger: soldier
You: I don’t believe you.
Stranger: really! My mum is going to kill me xD
Stranger: but y not?
You: Why do you want to be a soldier?
Stranger: I dont know… its strange but I want to be one
You: Do you want to kill people?
Stranger: not really but someone ould do it
Stranger: would*
You: What are your hobbies?
Stranger: hockey :D sport, sport, sport and ur?
You: Anything but sport. I used to play hockey, though.
Stranger: really thats great :D
Stranger: field hockey is so … I cant discribe it
You: It’s alright.
Stranger: haha :) lol
You: For how long have you been learning English?
Stranger: 1, 2, 3 … 5 years I think and I’m still bad xD
You: I agree.
Stranger: … o.o … meeeep
You: u r good at english
Stranger: haha :)
Stranger: thank u
Stranger: but my mark last year was a 5 the worsest is a 6
Stranger: haha
You: I have understood everything you have said apart from this “lol” word.
Stranger: wow … thats … well … I dont know
You: What is your favourite subject?
Stranger: biologie
Stranger: and ur?
You: I only do maths and engineering. I prefer engineering.
Stranger: we dont have engineering
Stranger: art is nice too
You: Do you like painting?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and u?
You: I’m no good at painting so no.
Stranger: but it is fun
You: I prefer computer based drawing.
Stranger: im to stupid for that … lol
You: I’m sure you’re not. What are you wearing?
Stranger: why r u asking me that kind of question?
You: Because I am a lonely freak.
Stranger: oh … whats ur name?
You: Lydon. What is yours?
Stranger: annika
Stranger: Lydon is like London :D
You: Annika is like Vinegar. When I was about 4, I went to America and the kids there called me London.
Stranger: oh dear u have a trauma :D
You: Have you any vinegar-related traumas?
Stranger: no, not yet
You: Are you expecting some?
Stranger: i really dont know
You: What music do you like?
Stranger: everything :D I know thats strange
You: Even electronic?
Stranger: sometimes, yeah
You: What is one of your favourite songs?
Stranger: sorry my internet is crashing down ._.
Stranger: bye
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You: Hello, young man.
Stranger: hi
You: From where are you?
Stranger: usa and im 20
You: What are you wearing?
Stranger: jeans and shirt
You: Very sexy.
Stranger: lol
You: What?
Stranger: idk
You: What part os the USA?
Stranger: georgia
You: That is a country in Europe. I thought you said you were American?
Stranger: yeah im from Georgia the state in the USA
Stranger: its in southern US
You: Georgia is a girl’s name, not a state.
Stranger: it was named after King George of ENgland take it up with him
You: Calm down, love.
Stranger: lol :P
You: Do you want to meet up for sex one day?
Stranger: how?
You: It would have to be anally.
Stranger: ok, im lost
You: You’re in Georgia.
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: From where are you?
Stranger: california
Stranger: u?
You: England.
Stranger: where in england
You: London. Where in California?
Stranger: san francisco
You: I have been there. Are you gay?
Stranger: no im bi
You: Are you male or inferior?
Stranger: whats inferior
You: It means “not as good”.
Stranger: so women are inferior?
You: Yes. Sorry.
Stranger: why
Stranger: i like women
Stranger: thats why i’m bi
You: So are you a woman? Women don’t do much.
Stranger: we keep the species alive by give birth to idiots like u
You: Men are also needed so we are even in that respect.
Stranger: naa not really
You: Really.
Stranger: science has progressed far enough
You: To grow babies in artificial wombs that don’t whinge.
Stranger: u r a whinge
You: And you are a silly little woman.
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You: Male or inferior?
Stranger: Both
You: You are gay.
Stranger: You are ugly
You: Oh really? http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7438/meagain2.jpg
Stranger: Eeewwwww!!!!
Stranger: Ur grossssssss!!
You: Thanks. ;)
Stranger: U make me wanna puke ur like a hippo
You: Is this better? http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/8744/epar.png
Stranger: Naww
You: Am I sexy?
Stranger: Nopee
You: Daddy says I’ll row up to be a beautiful women.
You: I mean grow.
Stranger: Ur a gurl!?!?! Ahahagagagaaaa u luk like a neither!!!
You: Of course I’m a girl, silly.
Stranger: Wow u just don’t get a hint do u… Ur uglyyyyyyyy
You: I’m not and you know it.
Stranger: Nope ur un attractive.
You: We both know that’s not true.
Stranger: I bet ur desperate. That’s y ur talking to me
You: I’m desperate for material. I’ve got a book to fill.
Stranger: Ahaha ur writing in a book about strangers that could be rapists???? I bet ur a rapist!!! :o
You: No. I’m writing a book about idiots.
Stranger: Bai tool face
You: You can write the foreword.
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I was going to put all these in a book , but it would be a massive waste of paper.

You: Please don’t leave.
Stranger: Ok
You: Thanks.
Stranger: Why
Stranger: Wat for
You: I am lonely.
Stranger: Lol
You: Not funy.
Stranger: Asl?
Stranger: Sorry
You: 17. Male. England.
Stranger: Kl
Stranger: Why u lonely
You: I have no friends. ASL?
Stranger: 13 m uk
Stranger: U can make friends :)
You: Do you have a boyfriend, little guy?
Stranger: I’m straight, do you ??!!
You: Not yet. I used to think I was straight., then an older man turned me to homosexuality.
Stranger: Wtf
Stranger: Were u like raped?
You: No. I loved it. Where do you live in the UK?
Stranger: Bucks, u?
Stranger: Wat did he do and how old were you
You: I don’t like to talk about because it reminds me of what I don’t have now. I am from London. I can come over there if you want?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Wtf
Stranger: R u a peado
You: Maybe. You’d like me, though.
Stranger: Why
You: I am a sexy guy. http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/8744/epar.png
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: Why are u sayin this shit
Stranger: Brb
You: Come back soon, little one.
Stranger: K
You: Are you back yet?
Stranger: U look weird
You: Do you like me?
Stranger: No
You: You are just like everyone else.
Stranger: I feel physically sick tbh
You: I thought you were cool.
Stranger: Yeh mate, I’m normal
Stranger: Ur a peado
Stranger: Ur a freak
You: You shut the fuck up or I’l slit your throat and fuck your corpse.
Stranger: Freak
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You: Hello.
Stranger: heya
You: From where are you?
Stranger: manchesther u
You: London.
Stranger: r f or m
You: I’m a hot girl looking for sex in your area.
Stranger: who with wat gender
You: I’m actually a gay male.
Stranger: me too
You: That is sick.
Stranger: i no aint it u want virtual sex
You: No. I am afraid af virtual AIDS.
Stranger: hahah lol plz im ded horny
You: I’ve already cum, though.
Stranger: so have i but it is possible to do more plz im excited and want a bit more excited ive tried everythin ive been wankin 4 ages like hours
You: Here is a picture for you to wank over. http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/8744/epar.png
Stranger: thanks but i cant view it coz im on ma dsi also i want to wank ova u coz im really horny arent u
You: I am not horny for you.
Stranger: oh ok but can u be mate plz
You: I bum you. You like that, you bed bucket? Then we rub our dicks together and then I eat some of your faeces. Then my friend Rob joins in who is actually gay, despite what he says, and cums all over everything.
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You: Male.
Stranger: female
You: How old r (are) u (you)?
Stranger: 17 and u? and its not like i wouldnt have known what u and r meant
You: I’m also 17. And where are you from, little girl?
Stranger: Little? I believe we are the same age little boy. and USA u?
You: England. What brings you to Omegle, old lady?
Stranger: I’m not old either! idk boredom
You: What colour (color) is your underwear? I am asking for purely scientific purposes.
Stranger: Sure you are!
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You: What colour underwear are you wearing?
Stranger: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG COLOURED.
Stranger: It’s like a mixture of all loads of colours.
Stranger: blue, mainly.
You: Niiiiice. Do you like Sonic?
Stranger: I supoose I must, having underwear with his face printed on them.
Stranger: suppose*
You: How old are you?
Stranger: Some days over 15 years, sir/madam. (Which is it to be?(
Stranger: )*
You: I am male.
Stranger: Great Thunderflies, really?!
You: I’m fairly sure of it.
Stranger: Excellent.
You: Which are you?
Stranger: Male also.
You: Are you gay?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Are you?
You: Yes. Do you want to have e-sex with me?
Stranger: I said I am NOT gay.
Stranger: Homosexuality is not a cause for dyslexia.
You: It obvouisly isn’t. Does my sexy face not tempt you, little boy? http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/904/dreamboat.jpg
Stranger: I didn’t even look at that.
You: Why not, faggot?
Stranger: You’re wasting your OBVIOUSLY valuable time here, move on.
Stranger: I am NOT GAY.
Stranger: Get it into your homosexual skull.
You: Are you being homophobic?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Just bitchy. :)
You: Do you want to be my bitch?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: I don;t have a shower, a prison, and I’m NOT GAY>
Stranger: >:(
You: Please send me nudes of you. Don’t be homophobic or I’ll tell your teachers and you’ll get in trouble.
Stranger: You don’t know my teachers.
You: I can find out. Any pictures?
Stranger: NO.
You: What colour is the back of your sonic underwear?
Stranger: YO MOMMA.
You: Take them off and check for me, my little boysex.
Stranger: Begone with you.
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Very proud of this one:
You: Hello.
Stranger: howdy
You: From where are you?
Stranger: canada
You: What state’s that in?
Stranger: state?
Stranger: canadas a country
Stranger: do you live under a rock
Stranger: ?
You: No. It isn’t a country.
Stranger: yes it is
Stranger: in northamerica
You: You are wrong. You are an idiot.
Stranger: ontop of the usa
Stranger: yup your right
Stranger: im wrong
You: Yes. Good. How old are you?
Stranger: 17
You: 17 is not a number.
Stranger: you have issues
You: Are you male or female?
Stranger: none of your business
You: As a sexist, I feel it is entirely my business.
Stranger: well your wrong
You: I am guessing you are female. What brings you to Omegle?
Stranger: wrong
Stranger: your not a very good sexist
You: I just figured from the way you were acting.
Stranger: and you dont no what canada is.
Stranger: and 17 is a number
You: You are such a fool. I know what Canada is, and 17 is not on the list. The list goes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 18, 19, 20. See. It is not on the list.
Stranger: your list is wrong
Stranger: and canadas a country
Stranger: so obviously you dont know what it is
You: Arguing with you is like arguing with a child or woman. Just accept you don’t know anything.
Stranger: what makes you think your above me
Stranger: is it just how your brain works
You: I am above you because you don’t understand simple facts.
Stranger: you don’t come on here, refuse to beilive about a country. which happens to be on a world map
You: I do.
Stranger: according to whoever made the number system 17 is a number
You: Is rghsr a number? No. 17 is not a number.
Stranger: why not
You: Because you can’t just string together two or more digits and expect to make a number.
Stranger: that is what 10-99 is
Stranger: so those numbers dont exist either right
You: They exist, obviously, you idiot.
Stranger: oh usa isnt a country either
Stranger: how old are you
You: I am 17 years young.
Stranger: no your not
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States
Stranger: wikipedia isnt reliable
Stranger: anybody can go on and change the information on it you idiot
Stranger: your like talking to a child or a women god
Stranger: .
You: It is the most reliable site on the ‘Net. You are a woman and a child.
You: Are you still there or are you sulking?
Stranger: im not sulking
You: You should be.
Stranger: im puting my priorities first
Stranger: i spelt that wrong…
You: Doing your make-up, are you?
Stranger: and no it is not reliable
You: Coming from someone who thinks 17 is a number.
Stranger: why would i be doing my make up
You: You are a woman.
Stranger: yup
Stranger: good job
Stranger: still, why would i be doing my makeup
You: Because you are otherwise ugly.
Stranger: no im not
You: You look like an ape.
You: Probably.
Stranger: i hardly wear makeup in the first place so i guess i always look like an ape
You: An ugly ape like in the zoo freak show.
Stranger: you know what i find funny about people like you?
You: The jokes?
Stranger: you sit behind a computer screen.
You: In front of the screen.
You: So I can see it.
Stranger: nope behind
Stranger: you hide behind it to be more exacted
You: OK…
Stranger: if you talked like this to someone in real life you’d probably get punched in the face
You: Not by a woman, though.
Stranger: nope
Stranger: a woman is capable of punching you
You: Not hard, though. All women are weaker than all men.
Stranger: in some ways yes
Stranger: but not all ways
Stranger: women have a higher pain tollerance then men
Stranger: making us stronger then men in that situation
You: I’ll just have to hit your lot harder, then.
Stranger: go ahead and try
Stranger: OH WAIT!
Stranger: you cant
Stranger: because your not here
Stranger: your behind your computer screen
Stranger: and since canada isnt a country
Stranger: then it isnt on a map
Stranger: SO YOU WONT BE ABLE TO FIND ME
You: It’s on a map. It’s a town, probably.
Stranger: you did not think your plan out very clearly
You: I’ll just have to stick to annoying you, then.
Stranger: your not annoying me
You: I definitely am.
Stranger: no
Stranger: your really not
Stranger: i would of disconnected if you were annoying me
You: I just thought because you were spelling words wrong and everything…
Stranger: im a very bad speller all the time
Stranger: i have troubles with grammer
You: I can’t hold it against you, woman.
Stranger: do you have something against woman?
Stranger: just wondering
Stranger: you wouldnt be here if because of them
You: No. I love them as sex objects and baby-bearers. That is all.
Stranger: you have a nice outlook on life
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: india? asia?
You: Canada.
You: Sorry, I mean England.
Stranger: no you are not
You: I don’t know, then.
Stranger: first of all canadians arent this rude
Stranger: so you are not from canada
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Stranger: Hey
You: Male or inferior?
Stranger: Male
Stranger: xD
You: Are you gay?
Stranger: No, are you?
You: No. Do you want to have sex?
Stranger: Uhmm… what kind of question is that?
Stranger: o.o
You: A simple question.
Stranger: What purpose does it serve?
You: Procreation is the main purpose. You should know that by now.
Stranger: Well i know that, dear sir.
You: I don’t believe you. You seem ignorant.
Stranger: And you seem to try too hard to sound intelligent.
You: I am intelligenter than you.
Stranger: Nuh uhhh
You: Uh huh.
Stranger: This is not very fun.
Stranger: You’re bad at arguing :/
You: And you are gay.
Stranger: Nope, i love women :)
You: Women who look like men because you are gay.
Stranger: Good comeback.
Stranger: You’re… I’m assuming here.. 14? 15?
You: You like cum on your back because you are gay. I am 17.
Stranger: Maybe 16 years old at most?
Stranger: Well then, that’s surprising.
You: How old are you, gay?
Stranger: I’m 23, thanks.
You: How old is your boyfriend?
Stranger: He’s 22.
You: Proof you are gay.
Stranger: Yup.
Stranger: I love it in the B-Hole.
You: You are sick.
Stranger: Thanks ;)
You: What are you wearing?
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Stranger: Guy looking for another guy to show him pics of my ex girlfriends and how we’d bang them (: good man talk
You: I am gay.
Stranger: Cool :P
You: Not really. My ex did look like a boy, though. http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/904/dreamboat.jpg
Stranger: Pfft that’s cutting it close man
You: Would you do her?
Stranger: Yeah ;)
You: I did, and it was great.
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You: 17. Male. England.
Stranger: 19 m US
You: Gay?
Stranger: bi
You: Bye.
Stranger: u?
Stranger: ok
You: Straight.
Stranger: ok then.
Stranger: so whats up?
You: My cock as I think about you.
Stranger: im confused didnt u just say u were straight?
You: No.
Stranger: okie dokie then.
You: What brings a stud like you to Omegle?
Stranger: boredom.
Stranger: u?
Stranger: XD
You: I am a male looking for horny girls to cyber with.
You: Sorry, im a male looking for horny girls to cyber with
Stranger: well ur out of luck dude, im a guy.
You: I don’t mind. I’m not homophobic.
Stranger: ok neither am i..
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You: Phone call.
Stranger: 17 f usa and not horny
Stranger: HELLO?
You: Hello.
Stranger: I answered the phone call
You: What are you wearing?
Stranger: Clothes
You: Sexy clothes?
Stranger: Oh yeah, sexy sweatpants.
You: Am I sexy? http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7438/meagain2.jpg
Stranger: Did you just send me a virus?
Stranger: Uh….
You: My face isn’t that bad that it breaks your computer. It’s called a link.
Stranger: >:)
Stranger: I know what the hell a link is.
You: Imageshack are an image hosting company. Not a virus distribution centre.
Stranger: It’s called a joke.
Stranger: Apparently a bad one.
Stranger: You can chill out now, kthanks.
You: No. I won’t chill out. I am angry.
Stranger: And why?
You: Because you don’t love me.
Stranger: Oh, honeybunch. I love you plenty.
You: Thanks. Your are my perfect woman. i.e. you are female.
Stranger: Wonderful. My life is complete.
You: You don’t seem to be acting very horny.
Stranger: I said I wasn’t.
Stranger: Can’t you read?
You: I skim read. I am a busy man with lots to do.
Stranger: Oh?
Stranger: Obviously too busy for me
Stranger: Fine, I get it. Go to your other woman.
You: I’ll make time for you, you bed bucket.
Stranger: You better, you strumpet.
You: What brings you to Omegle?
Stranger: Hopes of stumbling upon an interesting conversation.
Stranger: Like this one.
You: My interests include tying and untying my shoelaces and cataloguing the lengths of my shoelaces.
Stranger: Do you also collect different colored and sized aglets?
You: If aglets are the stuff I find in my belly button, then yes.
Stranger: That’s belly button lint. But..gross.
Stranger: NO, aglets are the plastic pieces at the ends of your shoelaces.
You: I looked it up just now. It seemed cheating to look it up before answering.
Stranger: Cheater.
Stranger: Cheater.
Stranger: Pumpkin Eater.
You: Are you calling me gay?
Stranger: Perhaps.
You: I’m not. Can we have sex to prove I’m not gay?
Stranger: Nope, I don’t do homos
Stranger: My suspicions soon become facts.
You: Curse you God for making me this way.
Stranger: Bummer.
You: I’m not.
Stranger: Whatever makes you feel better.
You: Taking off my gloves helps me feel better.
Stranger: Then go for it
You: I would have appreciated some sort of laugh or evidence of laughter. Let’s try again. Taking off my gloves helps me feel better.
Stranger: Har
Stranger: Har
Stranger: Hardy har har
You: Thanks.
Stranger: You’re welcome.
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: In a house.
You: What is the address?
Stranger: Creep, much?
You: I’m gay according to you so you are safe. Where do you live?
Stranger: So? Gay guys can still be dangerous.
Stranger: In the United States, friend.
You: Not dangerous to pretty little things like you.
Stranger: How…
Stranger: do you know that I’m pretty.
You: I have a hard-on right now so you must be pretty.
Stranger: Lies.
You: I’ve got a semi.
Stranger: lol, I’m hot.
You: Niiiiice. Do you want me to masturbate on camera for you? I’ll do it if it will make you happy.
Stranger: Uh, hell no.
You: Okay, lesbian.
Stranger: It’s all good. You’re gay and I’m a lesbian.
Stranger: Works out.
You: Does that mean we can get together because it is a double negative?
Stranger: Nope. You’ve turned me off.
You: Is it my persistent perversity? That turns a lot of girls off.
Stranger: Yes, yes it is.
Stranger: And how old are you?
You: Take a guess, babe.
Stranger: No, I asked you. Which implies that I was looking for an answer.
You: I thought we could make a game of it. Look at my picture, if you would so care, and guess.
Stranger: 25.
You: A good number, but no. Have you seen the picture?
Stranger: Yes…I have.
Stranger: That’s why I gave you that answer.
Stranger: Higher or lower?
You: Lower.
Stranger: 24.
You: Lower.
Stranger: 23
Stranger: Fun game.
You: Lower, you filty whore. Guessing games turn me on so much.
Stranger: Filthy whore?
Stranger: Oh fuck you.
You: Sorry. I got a bit carried away, but I’ve cum now so we should be fine. I’m 17.
Stranger: You’re serious?
Stranger: 17?
You: Yep.
Stranger: Or are you just saying that because I’m 17.
You: I genuinely am 17.
Stranger: Interesting
Stranger: Actually no. It’s not
You: What do you like? Do you look like me?
Stranger: Your perversity seems to fit your age.
Stranger: I look like a girl.
Stranger: No, I don’t look anything like you.
You: Would you kill yourself if you did?
Stranger: Probably.
You: Thanks. I’ll bear that in mind.
Stranger: Goody.
You: Bill Oddy?
Stranger: Strange, your proper grammer and decent sentence structure doesn’t seem to fit your age.
Stranger: And no, not Bill Oddy.
You: My grammar isn’t even proper in most places.
Stranger: Eh, proper enough for me.
Stranger: Enough for me to not have disconnected yet.
You: lol thnks
Stranger: Darn.
Stranger: Fail
Stranger: There goes your proper grammer streak…..
Stranger: :O
You: It doesn’t count because it’s satire.
Stranger: Or rather, sarcasm?
You: Satire makes me sound like a real comedian, though. Like Rory Bremner or someone.
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: Okay, whatever makes you sound like a real “comedian”
Stranger: But let me crush your dreams right now. You’re not funny
You: Maybe not to a girl. Maybe not to an American. Maybe not to you, but Rob Crane might like this bit. He’ll also like that I mentioned him. Hello, Ron.
Stranger: Are you not an American?
You: Colour.
Stranger: Pardon?
Stranger: British?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Ah..clever. You spelled out a word.
Stranger: I’m not an American either.
Stranger: Just living among them.
You: What are you?
Stranger: Ha. Indian
Stranger: Go ahead. Disconnect.
You: Is that like someone from India or something?
Stranger: Like, yeah. Where else.
You: Pakistan? Bangladesh? They’re all essentially China, anyway.
Stranger: I’m from India.
Stranger: Clarified enough?
You: Thanks.
Stranger: If I were from Pakistan, I’d say Pakistani
Stranger: If I were from Bangladesh, I’d be Bangladeshi
Stranger: China? Chinese.
Stranger: Japan? Japanese.
Stranger: Australia? Australian.
Stranger: Get it now?
You: Please continue. I think I almost understand.
Stranger: Har
You: What do you do for fun?
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: You want to get to know me?
You: I love you.
You: These words are my own, from my heartflow.
Stranger: Why is your heart flowing these words..
You: I have cardiovicrania. Words from my brain end up in my heart. My heart also leaks.
Stranger: Made up a word to impress me, I see.
You: It was to add validity to my obviously false story.
Stranger: Obvi.
Stranger: You don’t love me. Don’t feed me empty words.
You: What should I feed you? Do you like mangos?
Stranger: How’d you know?
You: Everyone like mangos.
Stranger: Very true.
You: What time is it there?
Stranger: 3:40 pm.
Stranger: and it’s 8:40 pm there.
Stranger: More or less
You: Pretty AND clever.
Stranger: Quite.
You: Do you want to see a picture of me where I look like a rapist?
Stranger: Oh yes. Because chicks dig rapists.
You: I’ve given up trying to impress you since I found out you were female. http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/8744/epar.png
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: That’s nice.
You: Thanks. Would you?
Stranger: Would I what?
You: You know what I mean.
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: What do you mean.
You: Hy-pathetic sex?
Stranger: *Hypothetic
Stranger: No.
You: Oh.
Stranger: Yes. I just corrected you.
Stranger: Buuurn.
You: I did it on purpose, but didn’t want to embarrass you by correcting you. You spelled “grammar” wrong.
Stranger: Well done, Sir Stranger.
You: “Buuum.”
Stranger: I spelled B U R N
Stranger: You just called me a bum.
You: Sorry. I like bums.
Stranger: Sorry to disappoint.
Stranger: I’m too hot to be a bum.
You: Do you mean you could turn to prostitution if you ever became homeless?
Stranger: I’d rather just accept my situation and let Death claim me.
You: I wouldn’t mined claiming you.
Stranger: I wouldn’t allow you to claim me.
You: I’d overpower you and claim you hard.
Stranger: Oh no..no you wouldn’t.
You: Why not? Are you really fat or actually a man?
Stranger: Neither
Stranger: I’m who I said I am.
You: I could beat you in a fight because I am a hard man.
Stranger: You sexist.
Stranger: Then, who will make you your sandwich?
You: Mum.
Stranger: And she’ll refuse.
You: Then I’ll do it myself, but without spread or butter because I can’t be arsed.
Stranger: Good for you.
Stranger: Well, my time has arrived to bid you adieu.
Stranger: Adieu.
You: A jew.
Stranger: :|
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You: Male?
Stranger: Female
You: Oh.
Stranger: Yeah
You: Do you like electronic music?
Stranger: Kinda sorta
You: I’ll take that as a no.
Stranger: I like some of it
You: Stuff with lyrics?
Stranger: Yes
You: Thought so.
Stranger: Well then
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 64
You: Like the NIntendo?
Stranger: Yes?
You: From where are you?
Stranger: Mars
You: Like the Nintendo?
Stranger: Nintendo isn’t from Mars!
You: Oh yes. Do you want to see a picture of me?
Stranger: Yes
You: http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7438/meagain2.jpg Hahahaha
Stranger: I’d tap dat.
You: Don’t take the piss.
Stranger: But wai?
You: It is mean.
Stranger: I don’t have pants on
You: And?
Stranger: That’s it
You: Why are you on Omegle?
Stranger: Because I can be
You: That is a bad reason.
Stranger: Ya know what else is bad?
You: My face?
Stranger: No
You: Yes. What else?
Stranger: China
You: You got beef with China?
Stranger: Nah. They make good food
You: Are you really 64?
Stranger: Fuck no
You: So you lied to me? I am very disappointed in you.
Stranger: I’m sorry
You: I’ll let you live.
Stranger: YAY
You: How old are you really?
Stranger: 20
You: I may as well believe you.
Stranger: Why would I lie?
You: You have a past of lying.
Stranger: Oh do I?
You: Yes. I’m starting to doubt whether or not you’re from Mars either.
Stranger: I am too. Mars is in Oklahoma
You: OK…
You: lahoma
Stranger: XD
Stranger: I’ve got the magic in me
You: Is it contagious?
Stranger: If you want it to be
You: It is contagious through the swapping of fluids…
Stranger: No it isn’t
You: Oh. Can we check to make sure?
Stranger: Yeash
You: Can you blame me for trying?
Stranger: No?
You: What do you look like?
Stranger: Like a woman
You: Refresh my memory. It’s been a while.
Stranger: I has blonde hurr
You: Me too.
Stranger: i noticed
You: Is that all you have? Hair? How old do you think I am?
Stranger: 64?
You: Close.
Stranger: 23?
You: 17.
Stranger: I was close!
You: Only out by a 1/3 of my age.
Stranger: Touche
You: No you’re a douche.
Stranger: I said touche. it’s french for ‘good point’
You: Touch

You: Yes.
Stranger: Aiden grimshaw
You: Gayden Grimgay.
Stranger: Do you know who he is?
You: He is gay, he is.
Stranger: So whats wrong If he is?
You: Gay people are gay.
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You: I am 12 inches. Do you want me?
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: i do want you (;
You: You must be gay, then.
Stranger: im male
You: Exactly.
Stranger: and im gay
You: You love men.
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: so hot
Stranger: how old are you baby boy?
You: I’m actually five inches and 17.
Stranger: im 17 too and 6 inches
You: Do you like kids?
Stranger: there alright, dont mind them
You: I love them.
Stranger: thats good (:
Stranger: so can i fuck you?
You: OK. rugbyrob15@gmail.com
Stranger: do you want me to fuck you up the ass or do you want me to fuck you up the ass?
Stranger: you*
You: I want you to fuck me by e-mail. It feels more personal that way.
Stranger: i need a few details first my baby boy
You: http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7438/meagain2.jpg Me.
Stranger: whats that of?
You: My face.
Stranger: your so hottt (;
You: You haven’t seen it, have you?
Stranger: no i did
You: So make sure you e-mail me, and remember: no matter how much I pretend not to be gay, I am just being a naughty boy.
Stranger: why would you pretend not to be gay..
You: It turns me on.
Stranger: thats kinda weird baby boy
You: I know. I am weird.
Stranger: thinking of you fucking me turns me on
You: Yes. It’s a lovely thought. Great.
Stranger: your so weird..
You: Yep.
Stranger: bye.
Stranger: to weird for me
You: Bye, sexy.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey, Sugarpuff.
Stranger: y
You: From where are you?
Stranger: ireland
Stranger: u
You: England.
Stranger: what part
Stranger: im dublin
You: London. Are you male or female?
Stranger: man lol
Stranger: u
You: Also a man. How old are you? Are you gay?
Stranger: im 27
Stranger: r u gay
You: A little bit.
Stranger: whats a little bit
You: It means a small bit.
Stranger: how old r u
You: Old enough for you to shove your cock inside me and fuck my arsehole.
You: So, older than 5.
Stranger: be nice
You: Only if you are naughty.
Stranger: tell me about yourself
You: What do you want to know?
Stranger: everything
You: I was conceived probably around October 1992. Should I continue?
Stranger: yes
You: I don’t remember much about the next 9 months. I was born on May 21 1993. Should I continue?
Stranger: yes come on
Stranger: well
You: Come on you? I was born in Gravesend in the early hours of the morning I believe. It was raining, if I remember correctly. There was someone in a nurse’s uniform and I remember screaming and there was blood. Oh no, that was last night.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where u ever with a guy
You: No. That would be sick.
Stranger: why u say your a little bit gay
You: Because I had a dream once and a man was in it. He was driving a car with a garden on it.
Stranger: lol
You: Have you ever had sex with a man?
Stranger: i say that car had low emisions
You: Well done.
Stranger: once didnt like it
You: Did you beat him up for being a queer afterwards?
Stranger: no
You: Why not?
Stranger: i just didnt
You: Did you burn his house down, then? What did you do to him to show you hate gays?
Stranger: i dont but i guess u do cya
You: Where are you going?
Stranger: you aint into it my friend
Stranger: its cool
Stranger: btw i followed spurs
You: Did they win today?
Stranger: 0-0
You: That is a funny emoticon. What does it mean?
Stranger: nil-nil the game finished
You: Some of these players have funny names, don’t they? Did nil-nil score?
Stranger: goodbye
You: Bye.
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You: Do you want to see a picture of my face?
Stranger: yes please
You: http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7438/meagain2.jpg
Stranger: Wow you’re ugly
You: Thanks ;)
Stranger: How can you keep on living?
Stranger: with that face
Stranger: Have someone beat it up so it looks better
You: I know you’re joking.
Stranger: No, i’m serious
Stranger: It is ugly face
Stranger: i really mean it
You: Sure.
You: Chinny Reckon.
Stranger: Is that really your face?
You: Yes. My handsome face.
Stranger: your ugly-childlike-drunk face
You: Someone jealous?
Stranger: Hahah
Stranger: I’m just trying to make you feel bad because i enjoy watching others suffer
Stranger: And I know you know that you’re not really handsome at all
Stranger: It’s good for your confidence though
Stranger: to lie
Stranger: that you look good
Stranger: to yourself
You: I am crying in real life if that cheers you up. I am a decent 7/10.
Stranger: you’re 4.9/10
Stranger: or 5.5
Stranger: if generous
You: 7, thanks.
Stranger: Dude
Stranger: You really have some self-confidence problems
Stranger: because you keep on arguing
Stranger: or you’re a troll
Stranger: and that’s not your face
You: That is my face. It’s not some model photo I got from the Internet, though it could.
You: be.
Stranger: Troll
Stranger: But I do feel sorry for the owner of that face
Stranger: On the other hand
Stranger: looks aren’t everything
You: What do you look like?
Stranger: I’m not very handsome but not very ugly
You: Worse than me, probably.
Stranger: I’d say I’m something about 7 whereas that picture is a 5
Stranger: No
You: Yes.
Stranger: I have bigger eyes and my nose doesn’t stick out like that
Stranger: I have thick lips
You: You have an inwards-pointing nose?
Stranger: Har har
Stranger: Your nose is pointy, my nose is more discreet
You: This is a better picture of me. http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/8744/epar.png
Stranger: you troll
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: getting worse
Stranger: I’m a girl so my opinion should matter
You: Not really. You are a foolish girl.
Stranger: You either have to be very intelligent or charming to make up for that face
Stranger: I’m guessing your neither
You: tru dat
You: I am gorgeous, though.
Stranger: Looks matter nothing if you’re stupid
Stranger: which you are
You: I may be stupid, but I am attractive, at least.
Stranger: So what
Stranger: and btw your not
Stranger: atrractive
Stranger: BUt even if you were
You: Which I am.
Stranger: It’s better to have superior intelligence and bad looks than the other way around
Stranger: A flower can be beautiful but it can’t think
You: I would fuck a flower given the chance.
Stranger: Thinking makes humans special, without thought it’s all the same
Stranger: Beauty has no higher value
You: So you accept that I am beautiful?
Stranger: No, I’m suggesting you put your energy into developing yourself because looks are irrelevant. You’re not pleasant to look at so it’s pretty much your only option.
You: If I’m so bad, why are you still here? You can’t get enough of my good looks, wit and charm.
Stranger: I’m interested in troll psychology
Stranger: What makes you tick
You: ? A pen and empty checkbox.
Stranger: Trolls are actually quite nice
Stranger: But i must go now
You: Bye.
Stranger: So you can contemplate yourself in front of the mirror
Stranger: and cry
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You: Sex?
Stranger: lol
You: Is that a yes?
Stranger: m ore f?
You: M, obviously.
Stranger: okay then im gonna tell u my honest opionion on people like u u are faggots who are ugly
Stranger: and cant get girls outside
Stranger: its not that hard
Stranger: you must be realy ugly
Stranger: and i mean REALY REALY UGLY
You: Why would I want girls if I am a faggot?
Stranger: sex costs 50 bucks
Stranger: go out nerd
You: Alright, typey.
Stranger: but ur probably so gay that the pimps would beat ur ass nd take ur money
Stranger: go outside okay
Stranger: to were the pimps are
Stranger: then ask em
Stranger: nd they will give u girl
Stranger: 50 bucks
Stranger: here were i live
You: No thanks.
Stranger: 50 bucks nd they suck without condom
Stranger: okay fag virgin
Stranger: go outside
Stranger: get girls
Stranger: fag
Stranger: oh and befor u try to insult me ;)
You: You are a silly man. :)
Stranger: i have a gf
Stranger: fag
Stranger: nope im a 20 year old who loves makein fun of fags like u
Stranger: u dont even realize how pathetic u are
Stranger: you cant even get girls
You: I’m going to use you in a publication of people on Omegle. You’re really angry, aren’t you?
Stranger: DUDEEEEEEEE whores do everything for almost no money
Stranger: no why would i care
Stranger: im just telling u
Stranger: get girls man
Stranger: you pathetic looser
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I’ll go right down to the kindergarten now to fuck some preteens.
Stranger: XD i bet you ment that seriousely
Stranger: fag
Stranger: asking for sex on the internet
You: Preteen girls. I’m not sick.
Stranger: dont u feel like a fag?
Stranger: yeah im sure ur normal
You: Sex on the Internet is better. Even a lamb knows that.
Stranger: instead of goin outside clubbing u look for sex on the internet
Stranger: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: u seriouse
Stranger: okayx
Stranger: now i know
Stranger: you are a virgin
Stranger: 1000000000000000000%
Stranger: sex on the internet is better?
Stranger: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: VIRGIN
Stranger: DUDEEEEEEEEE UR A VIRGIN
You: I am hurt by your words.
Stranger: xD i dont care if u dont care about my words
Stranger: think
Stranger: about ur life
Stranger: you are a ugly virgin
Stranger: please
Stranger: kill urself
Stranger: u are exactly what the world doesnt need
Stranger: if u publish this everybody will laugh at u so hard
Stranger: XD
You: Most will be laughing at the dickhead who can’t see that I wasn’t serious to start off with.
Stranger: i love insulting people like you
Stranger: yeah ur one funny guy XD
Stranger: SEX?
Stranger: hahahahahahahaa
Stranger: i bet u think ur so funny
Stranger: until u go outside
You: What is your name so I can give you credit?
Stranger: and people laugh at ur fat ass
Stranger: XD
Stranger: my name is
Stranger: Adolf Hitler
Stranger: Junior
Stranger: Aldo Bare
Stranger: is my 2nd name
You: That name rings a bell. Do I know you?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: Tupac is my 3rd name
You: What are you wearing?
Stranger: a condom im waitin on ur mom
You: So what is your name, or do you not want people to think you’re an idiot?
Stranger: aldo bare
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: XD i dont care what u think
Stranger: ur a nerd
Stranger: whats it to you?
Stranger: USA
You: You can do better than that.
Stranger: then insulting you?
Stranger: yeah
You: What is your address?
Stranger: then ur mom
Stranger: 123 fuck you street
You: Ooooh, hard man.
Stranger: 142 termont street boston
Stranger: tremont street
You: Do you consent to the publication of that address?
Stranger: please come over
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: if u were smart
Stranger: ud google it
Stranger: nd find out
Stranger: that its a mc donalds
Stranger: IDIOT
Stranger: u seriousely beleave id give u my adress and name
Stranger: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: god you are dumb
You: I am very dumb.
Stranger: i know
You: So what are you doing now, pussy?
Stranger: XD if u publish this people will laugh at u so hard nd have you arrested for ur preeteen shit
Stranger: XD im a pussy?
You: What is your name if you are not a pussy?
Stranger: XD okay tell me ur real adress
Stranger: tell me urs
Stranger: why would i tell you
Stranger: my name is kfc
You: 16 Woodchurch Court Blacksmiths Lane. BR5 4EW. I am Lydon Pearsall. This is me: http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7438/meagain2.jpg
Stranger: blacksmith lane
Stranger: yeah right
Stranger: XDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD i just looked at ur pic
You: Do you know what a blacksmith is?
Stranger: goddamn man
Stranger: ur ugly
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: u for real
Stranger: that cant be ur pic
You: It is genuine.
Stranger: somebody uploaded that to make fun of someone else
Stranger: its so ugly
Stranger: that cant be seriouse
Stranger: thats just like epicfail pic lol
You: Feel free to keep a copy to masturbate to.
Stranger: get a haircut
Stranger: get a tan
Stranger: shave
Stranger: and do some sports
Stranger: XD
Stranger: i knew people on the internet asking for sex
Stranger: are ugly
You: What do you look like?
Stranger: realyyyyy ugly
Stranger: ;) better then u
Stranger: is it okay if i publish ur shit?
You: Yes. Feel free.
Stranger: nd its genuinly u? ;)
You: Yes.
Stranger: cause otherwise some motherfucker will sue me
Stranger: XD
Stranger: god ur ugly
Stranger: ill put it on youtube okay
Stranger: ur pic
Stranger: ur adress
Stranger: and the sentance
You: I welcome it.
Stranger: people lookin for sex online
Stranger: yeah i know it isnt u
You: It is me. It’s not some handsome model I got from the Google Images.
Stranger: i can see

You: Male or inferior?
Stranger: Hahahahahaha Iove that!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Male, then?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Best opener I’ve seen
You: Thanks. What brings you to Omegle?
Stranger: My friend turned me on to this
Stranger: What about yourself
You: I am looking to have sex with hot guys. You interested?
Stranger: If it was 1 in the moring then I’d say yes
Stranger: But I’ll settle for now
You: I can wait.
Stranger: Its 1 in the moring somewhere in the world
Stranger: What do you have in mind
You: Sex.
Stranger: Very direct
Stranger: Lets get it on
You: No need. I’ve just cum.
Stranger: My hero
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You: Male or inferior?
Stranger: male
You: Gayl more like.
Stranger: so?
You: So you are gay.
Stranger: yeah so wat?
You: Are you actually gay?
Stranger: ive prob fucked more women than u
Stranger: but im bi
You: Probably. I only fuck girls.
Stranger: ever like to suck a man off?
Stranger: or let a man suck u off?
You: Nope.
Stranger: men are better at blowing
You: How do you know, gay?
Stranger: u dont know wat ur missing! :D
Stranger: bisexual
You: I don’t want to know.
Stranger: why not?
You: Because it’s gay and you’re gay.
Stranger: no im bi
You: Bigaysual.
Stranger: u know u like it
Stranger: thats y ur taling to me bitch
You: I am talking to you because I think God can still save you if you repent.
Stranger: the flying spagetti monster hath no fury
You: God is real.
Stranger: god is love
You: Not gay love, though.
Stranger: who told u?
You: God did in the Bible.
Stranger: who wrote the bible?
You: God wrote in under many names.
Stranger: unlikely
You: It is true. Only a gay would say otherwise.
Stranger: or an agnostic
You: i.e. and idiot.
Stranger: the bible also says pre-maritsl sex and polygsmy is wrong
Stranger: and birth control
Stranger: abortion
Stranger: adultery
You: The bible is correct. All those things are as bad as gaybosexuality.
Stranger: eating pork
You: That’s unfortunate for you.
Stranger: sorry mate, but the bible was written by a bunch of rich people to keep the poor people poor a few thousand years ago
Stranger: it has caused nothing but pain and human suffering
Stranger: and continues to do so today
Stranger: brainwashing people
You: In contradiction to all facts and logic, the Bible is true. You are wrong.
Stranger: what facts do i contradict?
Stranger: and logical, why pardon my sarcasm wen i say the bible is very logical
You: The Bible is written by lots of different people and it doesn’t make sense and is stupid in many places which proves it is right.
Stranger: how do u work that one out then?
You: If you can’t see the truth you are very ignorant.
Stranger: ignorance..my point exactly. if there is a God or any good it has nothing to do with the Bible
You: God wrote the Bible. Even a little baby lamb knows that.
Stranger: what drugs has ur leader been feedin u dude?
You: The drug of Jesus.
Stranger: break free-smoke some weed, do watever it takes man
You: I’m not going to take advice from a homo.
Stranger: break the chains of spiritual slavery dude
Stranger: we grow on this earth like apples on a tree
Stranger: free to blossom grow and fall
You: And then you stick those apples up your arse.
Stranger: haha
You: You’re perversions are not funny.
Stranger: nice one dude
You: Thanks, gay.
Stranger: hang on
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
Stranger: now thats funny
You: You will not be laughing when you are down in hell with all your gay friends like Freddie Mercury, John Inman and Rob Crane.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeah god created aids to kill gay people and the poor of africa
You: That is true. Gay people deserve to die. Poor people deserve to die. Black people deserve to die.
Stranger: jez u mus be american
You: No. You are American. Americans deserve to die.
Stranger: nah im nat
You: Are you from Gaytown in Gayland, queer?
Stranger: nah im a priest
You: Don’t mock God. That would be morally wrong because he is real.
Stranger: did i mock god?
Stranger: u bollicks
You: No you lick balls. I have to eat my Halal dinner now.
Stranger: haha
You: Stop mocking God you Child of the Arse.
Stranger: ur good fun dude
You: You are a fool and you’re going to gay Hell.
Stranger: eat da poo poo
You: I hope you get AIDS.
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnrLt3VuSM
You: Seen it. I recognise the URL.
[long pause]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I will rip your balls off.
Stranger: hei
You: Hello.
Stranger: bullshiit
Stranger: wtf was that?
You: What?
Stranger: rip balls, then hello
Stranger: yeayea u americans
You: Sorry. I must have typed that here by accident.
You: It was meant for another conversation.
Stranger: yea sure
Stranger: haha
Stranger: haha
You: I’m not American.
Stranger: no way
Stranger: ohh yeas you are
Stranger: okey then your englishman
You: Sort of.
Stranger: wales
Stranger: ??
You: I’m English but I’m only a kid.
Stranger: okey
Stranger: england??
You: Yes.
Stranger: well well
Stranger: Wales rock
You: Wales is Gayles.
Stranger: is that a compliment or what?
You: No. You are gay.
Stranger: bullshiiit
You: Bulltrue.
Stranger: but im not a pedo like you
You: No, but you do fuck sheep and Welsh women. I’m not sure which is worse.
Stranger: celtic womens
Stranger: nahh im not ginger
Stranger: like you
You: How do you know so much about me?
Stranger: you really are a ginger huh?
You: Only my cock.
Stranger: your cock?
Stranger: okay..
You: Got a problem with my cock?
Stranger: im not gay man
You: You are a gay man.
Stranger: No.
Stranger: do ginger have soul?
Stranger: no
You: Well, I saw you bumming Tom Jones.
Stranger: and who is “Tom Jones”
You: Yor boyfriend.
Stranger: jeez
Stranger: oki
You: You love him.
Stranger: you like joans brother dont you?, a funny littel abgry man
You: I don’t know Joan or her brothers.
Stranger: then go anf fuck that…gordon for fuck sayk
Stranger: gordon brown
You: Why? I’m not gay like you are.
Stranger: A I?
Stranger: no.
You: I’m not homophobic, so don’t worry.
Stranger: okay you gay oerfectionist
Stranger: go and take some childrens
You: I may just do that.
Stranger: there
Stranger: a confession
You: It would be a female child, though. Not a little boy like you would pick.
Stranger: but your still pedo
You: At least I’m not gay like you, you sick pervert.
Stranger: you and your gayness
Stranger: nothing more to say
You: OK, queer.
Stranger: bye , you bastard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: i represet omegle
Stranger: i toooo
Stranger: im the CEO of omegle
Stranger: :P
You: no u hav 2 pay 4 omegle now what is ur credit card?
Stranger: sbi
You: what r the number on yor credit cad?
Stranger: tell me ur credit card number.. i’ll transfer to u
You: relly?
Stranger: 7468779946643670
You: thanks 4 that u suckr
Stranger: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: u suck
You: im going to by a pony
Your conversational partner has disconnected.