Omegle

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Stranger: yea buh no lol f u no wah i mean lol
You: I really have no idea what you mean.
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Stranger: Hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: Asl..?
You: 17. Male. England.
Stranger: 15. Female. USA.
You: Niiiiice. What brings you to Omegle, little lady?
Stranger: Being bored. What about you?
You: Looking for sexy young girls to rape. :)
Stranger: Why would you rape them?
You: They wouldn’t have sex with me otherwise.
Stranger: Why’s that..?
You: This is why. http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7438/meagain2.jpg
Stranger: That’s you..?
You: That is.
Stranger: You look older than 17.
You: How old do I look?
Stranger: Like your 26 or something like that.
You: How old do you look?
Stranger: My actual age.
You: What do you do for fun?
Stranger: I dunno,
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hey :)
You: 17. Male. England.
Stranger: uh 16 f germany
You: What brings you to Omegle, little girl?
Stranger: lmao little girl?
Stranger: boy please..
You: Sorry, old lady.
Stranger: dude, i’m just a year younger than you………. aight someone’s got issues.
You: Calm down.
Stranger: fuck no, you calm down.
Stranger: fuck the hell outa yu
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You: Hello, you sexy mink.
Stranger: hey you hot dolphin
You: What?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u wasnt talkin about the animal ?
You: No. I mean a sexy girl.
Stranger: http://www.google.is/images?q=mink&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:is:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=is&tab=wi&biw=1024&bih=546
Stranger: mink
You: It means a sexy girl.
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Stranger: *cuddles*
You: Why do you cuddle?
Stranger: cause i want to
You: Do you love me?
Stranger: i dont know you
Stranger: so no
You: That is a shame.
Stranger: ok whatever you say
You: Why are you on Omege?
Stranger: im bored
Stranger: wbu
You: I’m looking for girls to have sex with but I keep getting distracted.
Stranger: well then
Stranger: thats just todarn bad now aint it
You: It sure is. From where are you?
Stranger: canada
You: That’s in the USA, isn’t it?
Stranger: whats your age
Stranger: OMG
You: I am 17 years young.
Stranger: where are you from
You: England. How old are you?
Stranger: im 16
You: Are you male or the not as good one?
Stranger: whata bitch
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hello
Stranger: lol
You: From where are you?
Stranger: america
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 19
You: Are you male or the not-as-good one?
Stranger: what do you mean? i’m not as good because i am a girl?
You: Yes. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
Stranger: who made the rules that said girls arent as good?
You: The Lord upon high, who is real.
Stranger: chouvanistic pig
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You: Hello.
Stranger: heey
Stranger: m or f?
You: Male.
Stranger: femalee:)
You: What’s it like being inferior?
Stranger: uhh i probs sound stupid but what does inferior mean?
You: Nevermind. What brings you to Omegle?
Stranger: boredom :)
Stranger: you/
Stranger: *?
You: Looking for pretty young things to hunt down and kill.
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Stranger: Hey
You: I’m not a murderer.
Stranger: Asl
You: 17. Male. England.
Stranger: I’m 14 f England were bowts u from
You: London. You?
Stranger: Manchester
You: Is that near Salford?
Stranger: No clue
You: So what brings you here, little girl?
Stranger: Well I’m bored
Stranger: Wanna
Stranger: Sexy
Stranger: Role
Stranger: Play
You: Like you pretend to be real girl?
Stranger: WTF
You: Nothing. You wouldn’t want to roleplay with me, anyway.
Stranger: I wud
You: Are you very sure about that? Me: http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7438/meagain2.jpg
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You: I’m not a murderer.
Stranger: good
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: me neither
You: Where’s that, then?
Stranger: is it safe to say? lol
You: You are one line behind.
You: It’s safe.
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Stranger: Hello
You: Hello, bitch.
Stranger: I’m 1232 and what is this?
You: I see you are a leap year.
Stranger: yup
Stranger: a leap new year
You: Are you male or inferior?
Stranger: male
You: Sex?
Stranger: yeah sure, i have one
You: Are you near Orpington?
Stranger: well, define “near” (?)
You: Can we meet and have sex easily?
Stranger: asl
You: 17. Male. England. I’m not gay, though.
Stranger: i’m male but neither gay
You: Good. So there is nothing weird if we have sex.
Stranger: no technically
You: Just two straight guys making love. So you wanna hook up?
Stranger: fine with me
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: Neverland
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You: No.
Stranger: No what?
Stranger: Yes!
You: I’m not gay.
Stranger: Neither am I!
You: That’s a shame. We could have had sex.
Stranger: I’m a girl.
You: A human girl?
Stranger: No, 50% Vampire(:
You: You want to suck me dry?
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You: I am male.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: im not
You: Are you female?
Stranger: i am
Stranger: u
Stranger: 18 f uk
You: 17. Male. England.
Stranger: wat ur name
You: Lydon.
Stranger: nell
You: From what part are you?
Stranger: surrey u
You: London. What brings you to Omegle?
Stranger: into roleplay
You: Like what?
Stranger: anything u wanna try?
You: Sure.
Stranger: wat u got in mind
You: I’m knew to this. Me being female and you being a sentient teapot?
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You: Da da da da daaaaa.
Stranger: mario?:)
Stranger: :DDD
You: No.
Stranger: can you imagine it is?
You: No. Which bit?
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: o-O
You: Which bit would it be?
Stranger: urrrhhhh the da part:D
You: Da da da
You: Da da da da
You: Da da da da da da da da da daaa
You: That is Mario.
Stranger: yeeeessss your cool:3
You: Cool as a badass muthafucka pimp.
Stranger: haha hells ya:D
You: Do you want to have sex with a cool stud like me?
Stranger: oh yes you know it;)
You: Niiiiice. Are you male or inferior?
Stranger: imma wookie:)
Stranger: but a female wookie
You: I can show you the ropes, despite your lisp.
Stranger: but my lisp is sexy
You: From where are you Wookie?
Stranger: your pants alabama:D
You: What age are you?
Stranger: 16:)
Stranger: and you?
You: Seventeen years young. What brings you to Omegle, little girl?
Stranger: AHHHHHH CREEPY OLD MEN!!!!!!!!!DDDDDD:
Stranger: and its for kids
Stranger: not old guy to jack off to
You: Should I put it away, then?
Stranger: ….no
You: I don’t even have it out, for once.
Stranger: crap
You: What are your hobbies?
You: Sorry, I meant to say Hobbits.
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: what the hell is a hobbit
You: You know what a Hobbit is.
Stranger: is that something a old man does
Stranger: is that a sex position
You: I’m not even going to play your little game. You know what it means.
Stranger: but i dont
Stranger: what the fuck is it?????
You: It is a small humanoid featured in the book “The Hobbit”.
Stranger: …..WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!
You: And Lord of the Rings.
Stranger: ohhhhh your one of those old guys wo is a geek so no one wants to have sex with you so you come on omegle to get teenagers
Stranger: IM ON TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: thats sick
You: I’m not that much of a geek. I haven’t even read the books.
Stranger: the how the hell do you know what it is?
Stranger: do you read the twilight series?
You: Because I am knowledgable. Now, are we going to have sex or not, sweetie?
You: No.
Stranger: hmmm well i dont know
Stranger: how much do you want it
You: This much.
Stranger: how much is that?
You: With all of my cock. Which actually isn’t much.
Stranger: i only like the big cocks the make me orgasim like crazy
You: Oh.
Stranger: sorry
You: I suppose a dick would have to be big to please a Wookie.
Stranger: exactly
You: What do you do for fun?
Stranger: sex and cheerleading
You: At once?
Stranger: yes have you ever had a girl do the splits on you?
You: I wish.
Stranger: well the guys i do it to enjoy it very much
You: I’m sure they do. What do you like sexually?
Stranger: EVERYTHING!!!!!
You: Even kissing?
Stranger: my mouth is usually somewhere else
You: You are such a whore.
Stranger: and your a old guy who cant get none
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You: http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7438/meagain2.jpg
Stranger: hii
Stranger: jeez u are sexii
You: I know.
Stranger: i was lying
You: No you weren’t.
Stranger: i actually didnt look
Stranger: im scared to
You: Why?
Stranger: okay ill look
Stranger: are you stoned?
Stranger: …in that picture
You: No.
Stranger: well you look high as a kite blondie
You: Is that a good look for me?
Stranger: …yeeeah
Stranger: haha
You: Would you?
Stranger: would i what?
You: Have sex with me?
You: Hypothetically.
Stranger: uhh
Stranger: maybe
You: That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.
Stranger: really? are you serious
You: It’s on the list. I don’t talk to many people…
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 17. You?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: you dont really look 17
You: How old do I look?
Stranger: maybe like 23
You: That is funny.
Stranger: youre funny
You: To look at?
Stranger: did i say that?….no i didnt.
Stranger: where are you from
You: England. You?
Stranger: the us
Stranger: in ohio
You: O hello.
Stranger: clever….
You: Master of words.
Stranger: i have this urge to rip your face off
You: Am I that ugly?
Stranger: oh my god! do you think you are ugly or something?
You: Yes.
Stranger: why?
Stranger: it could be worse
You: Really?
Stranger: yes you could be black
You: Are you racist?
Stranger: no i am russian
You: Rushing for what?
Stranger: i am russian as from russia
Stranger: but now living in the us
You: More wordplay from me. What is your job?
Stranger: i dont have one im still in high school
You: What do you want to be?
Stranger: a sexi beast
Stranger: oh wait i already am
You: Prove it with pictures.
Stranger: i have a facebook
Stranger: whats your name by the way
You: Lydon. I don’t have Facebook.
Stranger: im Bridget
You: Is that a Russian name?
Stranger: haha no it could be french (Bridgette) and irish as in my name
You: I know a black girl called Bridget.
Stranger: shes lucky
You: Why?
Stranger: because shes named after me duh!
Stranger: god you are so smart and pretty!
You: Sarcasm?
Stranger: nope :) im serious
Stranger: i like you
You: Why, exactly?
Stranger: because you are smart and pretty
Stranger: and you are english
You: Thanks for the compliment.
Stranger: do you like england
You: It is alright. Do you?
Stranger: yeah sure…hows winston these days?
You: He’s not doing too well.
Stranger: aweee it must be all the gay sex
You: Mainly the death.
Stranger: sad..so sad
Stranger: so what the weather like there
You: Dark with snow on the ground.
Stranger: same here! we must be special
You: Special needs.
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: so whats your favy color mister
You: I like mauve.
Stranger: eww are you like a grandma or something
You: What’s wrong with mauve?
Stranger: its boring like a grandma
You: I am boring.
Stranger: yeah you are
You: I set light to my pubes the other day. Is that boring?
Stranger: haha thats strange
Stranger: who does that?…it must be an england thing
Stranger: i hear people go crazy without sunlight
You: We’re always doing stuff like that over here.
Stranger: i bet
You: You ever played Russian roulette?
Stranger: i was forced to by my babysitter
You: How did he or she do?
Stranger: he gave me a revolver and with one bullet in it and made me hold it to my head and pull the trigger
You: Sexy.
Stranger: hehehe it was so sexiiii
You: What turns you on?
Stranger: hmmm anything abusive or deadly and llamas
Stranger: you?
You: Exactly the same!
Stranger: wow we are meant to be together
You: Sex?
Stranger: hahaha i guess if you took it literally
You: How do you like to take it?
Stranger: in the face
You: Do you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: yeah haha
Stranger: want my facebook page
You: I don’t have Facebook.
Stranger: well you can see a pic of me still
You: Sounds good to me.
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/profile.php?id=1160698506
Stranger: im on the right
You: Niiiiiiiice.
Stranger: haha sure i am
You: You sure are.
Stranger: hehehe
You: So do you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: i said i did..did you forget or something
You: Yes. Wishful thinking I suppose.
Stranger: well dont worry we can still get married
You: Yeah. Threesome?
Stranger: do you like weiners
You: I like the taste of hotdogs, yes.
Stranger: you know what i meant
You: Not really, but he wouldn’t be putting it in me.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but you would want him to right?
You: Yes, of course. I am sooooooo gay.
Stranger: hehehehe
Stranger: i knew it
You: You ever lesbianed?
Stranger: haha all the time
Stranger: …seriously
You: With the girl in that picture?
Stranger: uhh thats my sister
Stranger: you sicko
You: I didn’t know.
Stranger: haha
You: But if I did, I still would have asked.
Stranger: eww you so nashty
You: You know you love it.
Stranger: yeah i do
You: Niiiiiice.
Stranger: i like them nasty boys
You: Those that kill cats and stuff?
Stranger: i really like cats so know…but i guess that can turn me on
You: You are a proper weirdo. In a sexy way.
Stranger: do you kill cats
You: No, though I do destroy pussy.
Stranger: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that was amzaing
You: Ironic as well.
Stranger: totally
You: I should be sleeping soon.
Stranger: yeah it would be for the best
You: You want to come with me?
Stranger: i would love too
You: I bet you’d love to sleep with a big-dicked stud like me.
Stranger: yeah i would…..one of my dreams
You: Bye then. It was nice talking to you. Love you.
Stranger: love you too!!!!!! bye sexii baby
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You: Alright, babe.
Stranger: how are u
Stranger: asl
You: Male.
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Stranger: whats ur fav color
You: Mauve.
Stranger: mauve?
You: You got a problem with that?
Stranger: i dont kno what color mauve is
Stranger: is that even a color
Stranger: or r u making things up
You: It is purple.
Stranger: u couldnt have just said purple
You: Purple could mean lilac, mauve or even burgundy.
Stranger: u dont have many friends do u?
You: I have Rob.
Stranger: pattinson?
Stranger: :O
You: No. Crane.
Stranger: u seem really boring
You: Would a boring person set light to his own pubic hair?
Stranger: loll
Stranger: ew
Stranger: who does that?
Stranger: thats just weird
You: Someone who’s a wildcard.
Stranger: so r u the wildcard?
You: Yes.
You: I’m a proper chestnut.
Stranger: wait is uk and england the same thing?
You: To an American, yes.
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: say something englishian’
You: No.
Stranger: y not!?!
You: “No” is English.
Stranger: hardy har har
Stranger: ur such a comedian
You: You should see me at funerals.
Stranger: yea i bet ur a real party animal
You: No. I haven’t left the house since April.
Stranger: ok well
Stranger: im gonna go spread my love to other
Stranger: s*
You: Oh.
Stranger: what?
You: I miss you already.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u will always b my fav husband
You: Talking to a girl over the Internet is my third base.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well im sure there are tons of other girls on omegle
You: Not as pretty as you.
Stranger: haha aw shanks
Stranger: ur not that bad either
Stranger: even if u are a lil boring
You: You are mean.
Stranger: aw
Stranger: w
Stranger: w
Stranger: w
Stranger: w
Stranger: im sorrry
Stranger: please forgive me
You: What are you wearing?
Stranger: pajama pants and a cami
Stranger: how bout u?
You: I’m sporting a shirt, trousers and a raging hard-on now.
Stranger: hot!
Stranger: ur turning me on ;]
You: Don’t take the piss.
Stranger: what
Stranger: lol im kidding
Stranger: im not really horny
You: I know, you lying whore.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: im not a whore
Stranger: im a slut
Stranger: jk
Stranger: :]
You: Would you do me? http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7438/meagain2.jpg
Stranger: im not gonna look at the pic
You: Why not? Scared you might like it?
Stranger: pshh
Stranger: no
Stranger: i might b terrified at what i see
You: You will be. It is my face.
Stranger: ohhh scary
You: What is your face like?
Stranger: its looks like a face with two eyes a nose a mouth eyebrows, the usual
You: Cheeks?
Stranger: duh
You: I’ll take that as a yes.
Stranger: no duh
Stranger: im leaving
You: Bye, love.
Stranger: ur boringss
Stranger: bye honey!
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hiya
You: From where are you?
Stranger: i hail from illinoise, and from which are you located?
You: England.
Stranger: oh damn
Stranger: so i guess you dont know anything about illinois
You: I have heard of it.
Stranger: yea it sucks that much lol
You: Just like America in general.
Stranger: hey now
You: What you gonna do ’bout it?
Stranger: well hey, my moms food might taste like shit but i eat it anyway cuz its wat i can get
You: You live with your Mum? How old are you?
Stranger: 17
You: Baby.
Stranger: yea, wats the point on rushing to be mature, i can do that with the rest of my life
Stranger: might as well get wat i can for free while i can
You: Are you male or female?
Stranger: male
You: Thought so.
Stranger: and you?
You: Also male.
Stranger: yea….that explains the hostility
You: Are you calling me gay?
Stranger: uhh no, hostile, a engrish word for being offensive
You: I’m not offensive, you dick.
Stranger: then what you got against america lol
You: Nothing. America is a great country, if not for the Americans.
Stranger: ehh some of them, mostly rich old guys
You: Have you a boyfriend?
Stranger: im not gay, first of all, but i do have a girlfriend
You: What is his name?
Stranger: her name….
You: Yes?
Stranger: liz
You: Have you had sex with Liz yet?
Stranger: no i havent
You: And you say you’re not gay?
Stranger: yes, id rather not have a kid while in high school
You: Have you heard of condoms?
Stranger: have your heard of them breaking?
You: Have you heard of the muffin man?
Stranger: that lives on drury lane?
You: He was gay like you are.
Stranger: listen man you need to stop with the gay jokes before i get a bunch of pitch forks and come over there and beat your ass like america, the great country that she is, and then let a gay guy rape you up the fuckin ass while i step outside and smoke a cigarette
You: Don’t worry. I’m not homophobic. I’m sorry to offend you.
Stranger: im not homophobic either, actually its rather hard to be when you go to a school and there are abunch of them, im not gay i swear
You: It’s fine in this day and age. How far have you gone with sexy Liz?
Stranger: she is pretty sexy, we havent been datin that long, weve made out.
You: How far have you gone with any girl?
Stranger: weve fooled around, you know, the ole’ hand job and the finger, but never sex
You: What about anal?
Stranger: id rather not stick my dick where someone shits
You: I thought you’d be used to that.
Stranger: i do have a fucking pitch fork in my shed, ya asshole
You: I’ve got a hoe in my shed. Her name’s Liz, I think.
Stranger: dude, theres a fine line between funny and fucking retarded man
You: I can see you from my side of the line.
Stranger: said cornwallis to washington as we kicked your ass already, but then again, history is doomed to repeat itself
You: You and who kicked my arse? I don’t remember having my arse kicked.
Stranger: ehh, you were too drunk to remember
Stranger: and as for your bonnie lass she always did have a thing for the beefy american frank
You: Are you talking about my ex-girlfriend?
Stranger: shes your ex for a reason asshole
You: “She’s your ex for a reason, arsehole.”
You: What reason is that then?
Stranger: cuz you are an “arsehole”
You: Harsh words, written poorly.
Stranger: thats america
You: What is?
Stranger: harsh words, written poorly
You: America has more to it than that. Like fat people.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: killer food, in both sense of the word
You: So how tall is Liz?
Stranger: why would you wanna know?
You: Just curious.
Stranger: shes not fat if thats wat your assuming
You: I’m not assuming that.
Stranger: shes about 5’9″
You: Quite tall.
Stranger: well im about 6′ so its kewl
Stranger: it would be wierd dating a girl taller then you, wouldnt you say?
You: Yes. Especially for a paedophile, not that I am one. What rank are you on Halo Reach?
Stranger: dont have xbox, ps3
You: They haven’t been released in England yet.
Stranger: really, that sucks, nothing better then free online play
You: Nothing better than free online play, other than Xbox.
Stranger: oh u just havent experienced it yey
Stranger: yet*
You: I have played Crysis on Windows 98 so I can imagine the seamless PS3 online experience.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: the game play isnt really that bad
You: Have you got Fallout New Vegas?
Stranger: wanted to havent had a chance yet
You: If you go to an shops you can buy it.
Stranger: yea, well the only shop we have around here is walmart
You: We have a shop nearby called Wallmart that sells walls.
Stranger: yea, still havent had a chance though
You: Does Jizzy Lizzy play games with you?
Stranger: no she dont like em
You: Girls.
Stranger: tell me about it lol
You: What are your hobbies?
Stranger: videogames, american football (hate it and glad its my senior year), sword fightin, drivin, and playing bass guitar
You: Bass guitar? That’s like a normal guitar but for people who can’t play well, isn’t it?
Stranger: yea, i guess
You: American football? That’s like normal football but for people who can’t play well, isn’t it?
Stranger: no, its like football, but stops all the time and big gay guys slap eachothers arse and hit eachother and chase after the black guy with the ball
You: Sounds like a video I saw and thoroughly enjoyed once.
Stranger: lol, they got cops in england? i didnt know that?
Stranger: i meant the show
You: I don’t know. Maybe.
Stranger: alright, well i think ive wasted enough of my life on here, ill talk to you some other time
You: Bye, love.
Stranger: oh you.
You: Love you, bye.
Stranger: you guys got facebook?
You: No.
Stranger: oh damn, welll adios amigo
You: Go then.
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You: Good morning.
Stranger: hey i am 20 male from usa you
You: I am a gay male who loves cock. You up for sex, you hunk?
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You: Hello.
Stranger: Hey there.
You: Do you want to see a picture of me?
Stranger: Yeah.
You: http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7438/meagain2.jpg Hahahaha.
Stranger: Yeah, you’re cute. haha
You: Thanks for lying to protect my feelings.
Stranger: I didn’t lie.
You: Awwww, shucks. From where are you?
Stranger: Brazil. You?
You: England. How old are you?
Stranger: I’m 18.
Stranger: You?
You: I’m 17 years young.
Stranger: Are you straight?
You: As straight as a banana.
You: A really straight banana.
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You: Good morning.
Stranger: Ronnie Radke was released frOm jail yesterday!!
You: Diddy?
Stranger: What
You: No, Doddy.
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You: 17. Male. England.
Stranger: 16f and 15f brazil
You: Lesbians?
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: any prob?
You: No. What are you doing?
Stranger: were trying to find a guy who can handle us
You: Why? Are you two heavy?
Stranger: ahahhahaahah
Stranger: goood one
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You: Look at my massive cock. http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7438/meagain2.jpg
Stranger: Hi. ;D
You: Hello.
Stranger: ITS A FACE U FOOL. JKJK UR NOT FOOL. ;D
You: He is a cock, though.
Stranger: Um okay?
You: From where are you?
Stranger: brb
You: Where’s that?
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Stranger: hallo ,female looking for a interesting person to talk with , no cyber or any of that shit
You: I am not interesting.
Stranger: well , as long your not one of those horny perverts
You: I am, but I hide it well.
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You: What do you do for fun?
Stranger: party, hang with friends, movies, draw, haha :D
Stranger: wbu?
You: Masturbation and tying my shoe laces.
Stranger: hahaha oh funn life
You: What is your favourite film?
Stranger: hmmm i have a ton. i cant put a finger on just one lol
Stranger: i love the Dark Knight though :)
You: That looks scary.
Stranger: nooo its good. its not too bad
You: You know what was scary? The film “Up”.
Stranger: hahahahahaa
Stranger: youre crazyy
You: I’ve never even seen it.
Stranger: hahaha its so cute
You: I can’t remember the last film I saw.
Stranger: hahaaa
Stranger: so whats your name?
You: Lydon “Danger” Pearsall. My middle name is Danger.
Stranger: ooo thats really cool
Stranger: im keeley (:
You: Do you have a boyfriend, Keeley?
Stranger: no….my bf died in an accident a month ago :/
You: Oh.
Stranger: :/ mhmm
You: How did he die?
Stranger: car accident
You: That’s a bugger.
Stranger: yeah…………….
You: I don’t know what to say now.
Stranger: no its okk…sorryyy
Stranger: butt just so you know for future refence…its ok to say youre sorry ;)
You: Sorry.
Stranger: haha
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You: Hello, you sexy mink.
Stranger: Well hi there you hot tamale.
You: What are you wearing?
Stranger: Clothes ;) kinky eh?
You: No. If I gave you ten pounds, could we have sex?
Stranger: How rude :( and I’m already fat so
You: How fat? I might still do you.
Stranger: 200 lbs ;) more to love
You: How tall are you?
Stranger: I’m 5 feet why
You: If you were 7 feet, then your weight would be forgiven. From where are you?
Stranger: Candy Mountain and I don’t need your forgiveness hotshot
Stranger: I can’t help that I’m an oompa loompa
You: You need Jesus’ forgiveness for any sins you have committed.
You: Do you love Jesus?
Stranger: I’m satanic sorry
You: Does that mean you are horny?
Stranger: Sorry I haven’t earned my horns yet
You: Do you want to earn some?
Stranger: No I wanna earn my tail first
You: If you’re fat, do I have to pay you for sex, or would you willingly take it for free?
Stranger: WHY ARE YOU LYKE THIS
Stranger: You need some Jesus in you
Stranger: Go to church
Stranger: Goodness
You: I am a teenage male. What do you sexpect?
Stranger: Boo
Stranger: Good day young sir
You: Sorry, love.
Stranger: GOOD DAY
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