Services

Hello. Do you need something doing? I might be able to help. I offer the following services:

• Soundtracks
• Graphic design
• Dog walker
• Witch doctor
• Interior designer
• Web design (spider)
• Web design (Internet)
• Solutions
• Marketing advisor
• Ghostwriter
• Ghost
• Script editor
• Pseudorandom number generator
• Babysitter
• Doing CAD
• Actor
• Personal stylist
• Friend
• Model
• PI
• Prime minister
• Prophet
• Reviewer/critic
• Comedy
• Dancer
• Barber
• Carnival side show
• Getaway driver
• Courier
• Proofreader
• Typographer

I’m not even joking apart from ghost.